This Would Be A Disaster

Do you want to hear the craziest rumor of the day, thus far? Lindsay Lohan is allegedly seven weeks pregnant! And it doesn't stop there - here's some details from "a friend" inside Lohan's camp: "I swear she's carrying. She's going through big emotional turmoil. She's not sure if she'll have it or go through with an abortion that she booked to have in the next few days. Saddest part is she has no idea who the father is. She must have slept with more than two dozen men in the past couple of months." Wait, I thought she and Samantha Ronson were back together! Sam must have some seriously powerful sperm hiding in her testosterone. I hope it's not true, given the amount of partying (and apparently men) she's been doing - though it would be fun to play "guess the dad" if she decided to have the kid. Something about Lindsay tells me she wouldn't be able to pull off a "party girl" to "Earth mother" transition ala Nicole Richie. She'd be dragging that baby to clubs long before he/she was even potty-trained. It would give her an excuse to go to the bathroom a lot though. Stay tuned!