Tom Cruise Goes Down... Under

Is the Cruise family really planning on relocating to Australia? I highly doubt it, but that's the current rumor floating around the forced couple. Bunny with Fangs is reporting that the duo have hired a house hunter to find them a new home "Down Under." I don't know if I believe this one, for several reasons - the first being that a move to Australia would put him firmly in ex-wife Nicole Kidman's territory. Also, Tom's universe revolves around being a big Hollywood star, the source of which comes from being near Los Angeles. I don't think he'd be willing to let that go - even though his flagging career doesn't really warrant a necessity to stay near the action. I can't say it would do Katie Holmes any good either - she'd be even further away from friends and family. Not that she has a lot left of either - her parents have been all but banished from her life and, let's just say, Victoria Beckham doesn't exactly go out of her way to hang out anymore. Suri, on the other hand, would flourish. Nothing could make that kid any cuter, except adding an accent. Crikey!