A microphone isn't the only thing to get thisclose to Scheana Marie's mouth... Here's the "Young Hollywood" interview with John Mayer's alleged fuck buddy. I'll bet he's wishing he had Tweeted less when Jennifer Aniston was around. You can say a lot of things about Jen, but she's nowhere near as stupid as this chick. If Aniston was remotely depressed about breaking up with Mayer, she must be having a pretty hearty laugh right about now. The illuminating things you'll learn about John from Scheana? "He's, like, you know, like, just like ummm... really funny. And you know, like, when someone is ummm, like, you know, just like themselves? That's cool." I can almost hear Shakespeare crying about plagiarism from his, like, grave. I realize this interview is almost eight minutes long and that's time you'll never get back. Nevertheless, I implore you to watch it in it's entirety - and then knock off early and start drinking tequila. That's what I'm gonna do to cleanse myself after seeing this mess. Happy Friday!
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