Who Do You Have To Blow To Get A Vanity Fair Cover Around Here?

Someone in the Simpson camp must have figured out the answer - that's the only reasonable explanation for Jessica nabbing the June cover of the acclaimed magazine. That's right kids - Jessica Simpson will be gracing the cover of the normally awesome Vanity Fair. What has she done currently, if ever, to deserve the coveted cover? I can't answer that one for you! Rumor has it the interviewer wasn't allowed to ask about her weight or (ancient news) Nick Lachey. The mag's justification for the Simpson interview is her $400 million clothing line. Did anyone fact check this one? Seems a bit high - perhaps as high as Graydon Carter (Vanity Fair's editor) when he approved this decision!