Who Owns The Pussy Now?

Two Criss Angel posts in one day - he must be as thrilled as I am! Here's the latest scoop on the ladies man... He's being sued - over taking a pussy. This time it's not a woman - it's actually a pet. Here's the brief synopsis of this bizarre situation: Jeff Beacher, a show promoter in Vegas, lost both his parents to cancer. Before dying, the parents asked their son to take care of their cat - he agreed. Jeff was living at The Hard Rock Hotel at the time and wasn't allowed to keep the animal. His friend, Jennifer Madden, said she'd be willing to look after the cat in question. Then, somehow, Criss showed up and took the cat from Beacher and Madden. Remember, he's a magician so randomly appearing to steal a cat isn't outside of his realm of possibility. Angel, being ever the gentleman, called Beacher and said, "I took your cat. He lives with me now. The cat no longer likes you. The cat and I have become close friends." Are we sure this wasn't the message Criss left Hugh Hefner when he briefly bedded Holly Madison? Anyways, two years have passed and Jeff is just now getting around to suing Angel for the cat theft. He says grieving over his parents prevented him from previously moving forward. Do you get the sense that we're missing a large part of the story here? Why would someone randomly take a cat? Was the pet being mistreated? Why didn't either Beacher or Madden try to stop him? Grief is a reasonable excuse; but if that was the only living connection to your parents, how could you let it go in the first place? Something smells fishy - and it's not the pussy.