You've Got To Be Fucking Kidding Me!

A documentary of Paris Hilton's life, shot by none other than Adria Petty (Tom Petty's daughter)? That is the definition of insanity, in my book. Paris claims her experience so far isn't what she dreamed of when she was a little girl. She wanted to be like Princess Diana, but a certain little sex tape went and dashed her hopes. Yeah, sorry to hear that - it's not like she courts fame like a rabid dog or anything! All of that stuff just "happens" to her. Watch it if you can stand it - it will blow your mind. Meanwhile, a wealthy neighbor of Paris & Doug's is offering to give their landlord $5,000 a month over what the duo is currently paying in rent to get them kicked out. I hope that happens because that would be awesome - perhaps it will will fall right before Little Miss Victim's movie premiere. That'll give her something to Tweet about, other than her "perfect love."