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June 2009 Archives

PLP Exclusive Interview With Alicia Jacobs - Miss California Scandal


My interview with Alicia ironically fell on the day Carrie Prejean was fired from her post as Miss California. Despite the controversial comments she made regarding gay marriage (the quotes heard 'round the world), she was actually fired for breach of contract. Alicia, as you know by now, was a judge for the event. She's no stranger to the pageant circuit herself - she's been both Miss Nevada USA and Miss United States. Needless to say, she knows what she's talking about! Alicia was scheduled to appear on Larry King's show, directly before meeting me. Unfortunately she was bumped at the last minute, but here's some prior footage regarding the same topic. I have no doubt that she'll have another opportunity to sit at the round table again in the future! I know this information may seem a bit dated at this point, due to the fast paced nature of the gossip world - but there are a lot of interesting details contained in the interview below. Please read and enjoy! 

Jenna Zine: So, what do you think? I know you're probably done talking about it, but what do you think about the whole Carrie Prejean scandal?

Alicia Jacobs: We'll never be done talking about it! [laughter]

JZ: We've learned today that she's been fired, not for the comments but for the breach of contract.

AJ: Absolutely! And justifiably. You know what? I'm proud of the organization, I'm proud of Donald Trump and The Miss Universe Organization that they took a stance. They were kind enough to give her a second chance. She was in breach of contract once. She had semi-nude photos, which automatically broke the rules. They gave her another chance but said, at the very least, that she needed to abide by her contract and act as Miss California USA and do her job. At the end of the day it's a job and a responsibility. And she refused to that - she had her own agenda and her own appearances, refused to do any appearances in Hollywood. She wouldn't do any red carpet. She thought she was too good for that, above that. The Miss California people were confused. They had obligations to fulfill and a person who wasn't willing to do them. They had no choice. They literally had to replace her with someone who wanted to work. If you don't want to do the job, step aside and let somebody else do it.

JZ: That doesn't make any sense. Who wouldn't want to do those things? Especially having gone so far within the pageant system, who wouldn't be expecting that?

AJ: I think she became a little delusional and a little impressed with herself and all the attention she got so quickly. She thought she was above all of that. Well, guess what? You're not. None of us are. You learn this - and I've been there too, I've been in pageants - it's wonderful when you have the crown. But the day you give it up? Guess what! [laughter] You're not so special anymore. And unless you've done a lot to solidify yourself and worked hard to create something, you don't have much left at the end of that year. I'm not sure she caught on to that.

JZ: She's very young, but also I don't think the reality hit her. There was obviously a huge media storm from the comments she made, but no one would have paid attention to her otherwise. I don't think those comments were calculated but she certainly garnered a lot of attention, for a time.

AJ: I think it surprised her as much as it surprised everyone there. But she said it, she obviously meant it and she had to stand up. I do credit her with standing by what she said that night at the pageant. I don't agree with it, but I give her credit for standing by her words.

JZ: It's a really sticky situation. Her views aren't in line with mine, but I do feel people should be able to express their opinions.

AJ: Absolutely. Especially with what you and I do for a living, it's paramount that we can speak our minds. Freedom of speech is huge.

JZ: We wouldn't be anywhere without it! So, I'd like to follow up with your Larry King interview. 

AJ: I did Headline News today and I'm doing Showbiz Tonight tomorrow. Apparently people care what I think! It's so funny to me because as a reporter I'm not used to giving my opinion. I state the facts. Once in awhile I'll throw in a little comment here or there because you can get away with that in entertainment news. But all of the sudden people want to know what I think personally. It's fun! It's scary sometimes, I hope I don't say the wrong thing. But it's fun and it's another side of this whole business that we're in.

JZ: It's pretty amazing. I haven't watched the pageants in a long time and I happened to be in Montreal at the time. It was the only thing on television that was not in French. So I started watching it, because my French is terrible. I happened to be watching at that moment [when Carrie Prejean answered the gay marriage question] and I was blown away. I've been following it ever since. It must have been amazing to have actually been there.

AJ: It was crazy because I was sitting next to Perez [Hilton] and I'll never forget it. My first reaction was to look immediately at Perez. Thank god I wasn't on television at that moment. I would have looked like an idiot, the way my head snapped. [laughter] He looked like he'd just lost his best friend. And you're not used to seeing Perez Hilton with that kind of reaction. Usually he's very confident and very sure of himself and I think even he was floored. And hurt. We cut to a commercial break after that and he was like, "Wow." I looked at him and said, "I know! I can't believe she said that." He was upset. We drove back to the hotel together afterwards and he was upset. He got carried away, I think, on his website. But you know what? This is a very emotional issue for him and it's something that inevitably he's going to face at some point in his life. He's going to want to get married. I'm sure it's something he thinks about often and it was hurtful.

JZ: It's a very intense subject. It's going to bring it all up again for Carrie [Prejean] because of the media coverage of her getting fired.

AJ: Now she can speak as much as she wants! [laughter]

PLP Exclusive Interview With Alicia Jacobs - Gay Rights

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Alicia Jacobs was met with much criticism after expressing her support for gay marriage - even receiving death threats at one point. She remains firmly commented to expressing her opinion. It seems ironic that she sat beside Perez Hilton during the Miss USA Pageant - the nexus that began Carrie Prejean's downfall - yet he's currently embroiled in a scandal of his own for calling Will.i.am from the Black Eyed Peas "a faggot" during an alleged verbal and physical brawl recently. Funny, that!

Alicia Jacobs: It's harsh. I can't believe because of gay rights, or really lack of gay rights, people have taken it upon themselves to just hate my guts.

Jenna Zine: I know! I was just reading your interview in The Advocate and the subsequent death threats. That sounded crazy. It's ironic because people on the other side are arguing about Carrie Prejean being able to speak her opinion and then you speak your opinion and you end up with death threats. It doesn't make any sense!

AJ: It shocked me to no end! I'm not asking, saying, or telling anyone anything. I'm expressing my opinion. To me it's really about love. Let two people who love each other be together. What's wrong with that? It's not going to impact your life. If you're not into gay marriage, don't marry a gay person. It's not going to hurt somebody else. You could make an argument about abortion, regardless of what side you're on, that that's a decision that affects another person. But marriage?

JZ: If you're lucky enough to find love in this lifetime, have it be mutual and have a desire to be with someone... what more do you need? We don't have a lot of time, as we know, and if you want to spend time with someone you love that's beautiful. Especially in this day and age it surprises me that we'd be trying to regulate someone else's relationship. It seems crazy.

AJ: It's been shocking to me to realize the amount of prejudice that's out there against gay people. I feel like an idiot saying that, but I had no idea. As many gay friends as I have in my life, I should have known better. But, to they're credit, my friends don't talk about it that much. If that were me, I'd be sobbing everyday! But they rise above it and they live their lives and they forge ahead. They don't need anyone else's approval and I give them a lot of credit for that. I don't have that kind of thick skin.

JZ: It amazes me that this kind of thing still exists.

AJ: It's kind of like women not being able to vote. These days you'd think, "Huh?" [laughter] Can you imagine?

JZ: That's what surprised me at the time, the feedback that you received. The irony - what people don't understand - is they're angry that Carrie Prejean got lambasted for sharing her opinion. But then you shared your opinion and got death threats. I don't see the logic in that.

AJ: I don't try to explain myself anymore. I tried to answer every negative comment that I received, but I was becoming mired in it and nothing was changing. I decided to do my job and move ahead. And if they don't like me because of it? I know that I'm a good person and I know I'm not doing anything wrong. Every time I tried to write back and explain, that person would write me back something three times longer. It was a circle.

JZ: I saw some of those comments [on your blog]. Paragraphs and paragraphs! Who has that much time?

AJ: I don't have that much time!

JZ: Are things safer for you now?

AJ: Yes. It took awhile. I think I came out ahead, I hope. Maybe I opened up somebody's mind a little bit. Either way, if I'm burning in hell at least I'll have good company!

JZ: I'm probably going there too. At least we'll get to meet Angelina Jolie! [laughter]

[Photo Credit]

PLP Exclusive Interview With Alicia Jacobs - Favorite Celebrity Interviews

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Alicia has had the opportunity to interview everyone from George Clooney to Drew Barrymore. She's even spent some time with the Jonas Brothers - try not to get too jealous on that one! The list goes on and no doubt will be added to as her career trajectory continues. Here's a peek into some of her favorite celeb interviews, thus far:

Jenna Zine: On a more lighthearted note, [this was my brilliant change of subject after discussing the loss of Danny Gans. Smooth!] I know you've had an opportunity to interview George Clooney and Drew Barrymore. I was reading the list and I want to know... Who's been your favorite celebrity interview and why?

Alicia Jacobs: You know it's so funny! Obviously that's a question I'm going to be asked a lot and I always feel like I need a better answer! [laughter] It always changes. I feel like whatever story I'm working on at that moment is my favorite. I'm sure it happens to you too. You get so into and think, "This is amazing! This is my best work ever!" [laughter] You know, I love Jay Leno. I did a series of interviews with him a week and a half ago, just as he was winding down with the Tonight Show. I've had the opportunity to interview him probably five or six times over the course of the last six or seven years. He is just such a cool guy and such a real person! Despite of the gigantic success he's had, he's so down to earth. He's amazing. He's smart, funny and candid. I think, probably because he knows what it's like to interview people, that he gives a really great interview. I appreciate that. He's definitely one of my favorites. Luther Vandross was such a huge thrill for me. I was such a huge fan! I was so excited when I got to interview him, I couldn't believe I was sitting next to Luther. And, consequently when he passed away it was a very tough story to do as well. That was not fun. Of course, George Clooney. We love George! Who doesn't love him?

JZ: Yeah, that must have been nice! It would be fun to meet George Clooney in person.

AJ: That wasn't bad. That didn't suck at all! And you know whom else? I've become a huge fan of Donny & Marie [Osmond].

JZ: Really? [This answered surprised me!]

AJ: Isn't that funny? I feel like a huge geek saying that, but I've come to know them since they started their show at the Flamingo. Not only do I think they have one of the best shows here, but I think entertainment-wise and value-wise they're the best. I take everyone to see it and everybody loves it! They are two of the nicest people, especially Donny. I have a mad crush on him! [laughter] I know he's a happily married family man, but I'll just put it out there - I have a gigantic crush! I'm blushing. It's puppy love.

JZ: That's so great, that's so fun. It's such an unexpected answer. I have a certain image of them from back in their teen days...

AJ: You know, he looks amazing. He's a grandpa, but he looks incredible. A hot grandpa! [laughter]

JZ: What? I had no idea he has grandkids! 

AJ: It's true.

JZ: How long are they here for? Do they have a yearlong contract with the Flamingo?

AJ: You know what? I think we'll have them around here for a while. They started with a six-month deal. They did so well that the Flamingo signed them to two years. This is unconfirmed, but my gut, which I trust, tells me that they are going to be here for a very long time. Unofficially, you heard it here first, but I believe we'll have them here for several years.  That's how well they're doing. It's hard to come into Vegas with a show like that, especially with the economy being what it is. How amazing that they've done what they've done. They're selling out every night. Very few shows are doing that right now. They are old school. They know what it's like to entertain. They don't need explosions. They don't need people swinging from the rafters. They come out, they sing, they dance, and they talk to the audience. When you come out of there, you feel like you got entertained to no end. It's huge. You got your money's worth, if that's what you're looking for, and you had an amazing time. You don't get that very much anymore. They sound great, they still have great voices and they look phenomenal. They're awesome. I never thought I'd be saying that! [laughter]

JZ: Now I'm going to have to come back and see them!

AJ: Seriously, you will love the show. I promise you!

[Photo Credit: from Alicia's private photo album]

PLP Exclusive Interview With Alicia Jacobs - Danny Gans: Loss & Legacy

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On May 1, 2009, Las Vegas reeled from the shock of suddenly losing a valuable member of their entertainment community. Danny Gans, famed vocal impressionist and performer, died at his Henderson Valley home, leaving a large legacy in his wake. Danny began performing in Vegas at the Stratosphere Hotel in 1996 and moved to the Rio Hotel shortly thereafter. He finally landed at the Mirage, where he stayed for many years. He had recently changed locations to the Wynn Hotel in February of 2009. The marquee bearing his image on the Strip is the largest freestanding marquee in the world. What's even bigger is the impression he left on Las Vegas - in a city that's as fun as it is anonymous, Gans stood apart as a personality associated with the top-notch entertainment the town has to offer. Alicia was a very close friend of both Danny and his beloved family. She was willing to talk about her loss with me:

Jenna Zine: I'm so sorry to hear about the loss of your friend, Danny Gans. How are you coping? What's been going on with that? I've been reading your Twitter account and I saw how close you two were. You talked about him all the time. It made me so sad for you.

Alicia Jacobs: Truthfully it's been such a nightmare. This has been one of the toughest times - personally and professionally -  one of the toughest things I've ever had to deal with. I still can't believe he's gone. I found myself the other night talking about it. I couldn't believe I found myself saying the words "Danny Gans' death" - I can't believe I'm actually saying these things within the context of a [news] story. And I keep thinking about Danny himself and what he would say. He was such a huge supporter of mine. Lord knows he had enough on his plate with his own career, but he was such a great mentor for me. He would always watch my segments and has from the get-go. He's been supporting me since 1996, since I first met him. He would always have his comments and he was always right. Everything he suggested was right. That's why I implemented, on the day of his memorial, a new signoff. One of the things that drove him crazy was, at the end of my segments, I'd say, "Back to you guys" and then toss it back to the anchor desk. And he hated it! [laughter] Everyday he'd text, "You've got to stop saying that! It devalues you! It's painful." He would send me suggestions everyday, reminding me that I should have my own signature. I never did it. I didn't want to do that. So on the day of his memorial I explained the significance of my decision to our viewers and I finally came up with a sign off. I decided to implement some of the taglines he gave me. I've done it ever since - that happened May 21st - and it's just my own little way of remembering him. It's tragic. I can't believe this happened to him. It's the biggest waste. The city will never see someone of his talent again. I don't know if you ever had the chance to see him, but he was stunning. He could do things that no other person in the world could do - and that's saying a lot because there are some very talented people in this world we live in. But he was one of the kindest, most giving, loving human beings ever. And I'm not just saying that, I mean it. If I didn't mean it, I wouldn't say anything at all. And that he was taken so soon... it's caused me to exam my faith, which probably isn't a good thing. I don't get it! He lived a wonderful life. He was a great husband, father, humanitarian - and that's what you get? You die at 52 and don't get to see your kids get married or get to know your grandchildren? It's a tragedy. It's awful.

JZ: I know. It never makes sense when somebody gets taken too soon. We should all get to live into old age.

AJ: Charles Manson will live forever! Go figure.

JZ: I know! [laughter] What sense does that make? Somebody like that...  I was reading today about your father

AJ: Ugh, that's so crazy. My poor dad was so ill. I didn't know what was going to happen, but it wasn't good. He was literally on life support. And there was Danny texting me, throughout that whole experience. And then my phone rang at 4:30 in the morning and my heart was just pounding because I assumed it was the hospital calling about my dad and it would be bad news. I'd just gone to sleep about an hour and a half  before that because I was up worrying about my dad. But it was Danny's manager Chip, who is another one of my closest friends. He said, "I need to talk to you. Something bad has happened." I thought he was calling about my dad and I was so confused. I thought, "Why is Chip calling me about my dad?" And he said, "It's not about your dad. Danny just passed away." I couldn't breathe. I was in shock. For a moment I thought I wasn't even awake. It was that shocking to me. Chip got off the phone and called back five minutes later, asking for my help to make his statement. I got out of bed, went to my computer and got his statement. I said, "When you're ready I will go to work and I will do this story." And he said, "Are you sure? I know you're dad isn't doing very well." I couldn't go to the hospital until 11 AM because of visiting hours. So I went into work to let them know what was going on. They couldn't release it until I gave them the go ahead. As I was driving to work, my mother called to tell me they'd taken my father off of life support! At that moment I knew I could do the story for Danny. I did the story [at my station], went to the hospital to visit my dad and then spent the rest of the day doing stories for Danny throughout the country. It meant everything to me to be able to do that. I could have given it to another reporter, but I could pay tribute to my friend. I knew him so well and I knew how he would want those stories to be done. I want to believe that I did that. And I took some heat. There were some unkind people who thought it was unprofessional of me because I lost it - I cried a couple of times on the air. It was overwhelming. The first few times I went on the air it was stunning to say those words. It's not something I'd ever imagine having to say.

JZ: But I think people would rather see that compassion and see the truth. I don't think that's unprofessional at all. And to have somebody so close to him, who loved him and was really able to give that news to people and tell the truth... I think it's amazing.

AJ: Thank you. Ninety-nine percent of the feedback was similar to what you're saying, but there are always people out there who want to criticize. To them, I did my job the best I could and it was a very real moment for me and it just came out that way.

JZ: You know, I would rather see that. We get so jaded and disconnected from the human element. As our society grows and technology changes, everything is in one-sentence bites. To share something with real emotion that is a real tragedy is something we don't see much of these days. Everything is just so disconnected. I really respect you for being able to do that and being able to share that loss with people. That's not easy.

AJ: Thank you. No, it hasn't been easy. It's not getting an easier. It's just surreal. You know, we had this thing - he was always very cautious about his voice. He didn't talk a lot during the day, so he was a crazed texter. [laughter] Inevitably whenever my phone would go off and there would be a text, it would be from Danny. Same time, everyday! I still look at the clock and wait for it. You forget for a moment there. I always hope to still see his name. It's crazy. It's funny, I'm going to have to go get a new phone. I can't get texts, except for one or two at a time, because I've saved every text from Danny. I can't delete them. I don't have the heart to get rid of them. So I thought I'd just go get a new phone!

JZ: When I was doing my research and going through the backlog of your Twitter pages, it really made me cry. There was so much friendship and interaction between you two. It was shocking to read that the next post was about his death.

AJ: I still can't believe it.

JZ: It's just awful. Thanks for talking about it. I know it's really hard. I know my interview has been really all over the place!

AJ: Don't feel that way. My thing is any chance that I have to talk about him and honor his legacy, I'm very happy to talk about that. I don't feel that way at all.

JZ: Thank you. I really wanted to make that a part of our interview because I know people here really miss him.

AJ: He was huge. It's really a loss. It affected a lot of people in a lot of ways here - some in ways that they may never realize.

[Photo Credit: From Alicia's private archives.]

Table Tennis Grand Slam

anna-kournikova-silver-sports-illustrated-swimwear.jpgSpeaking of Vegas - which happens often around here, because it's never far from my mind - Anna Kournikova, former tennis pro and rumored wife of Enrique Iglesias, was involved in a cat fight at a Sin City bar Saturday night. Here are the details, via Page Six

[Anna got into a fight Saturday night in Las Vegas after an unidentified woman threw a drink at the tennis ace. Kournikova and her pals were partying at Lavo after attending the Hardbat Classic table tennis tournament when a woman at the next table "threw a drink at Anna. She felt Anna was invading her space," our source said. Kournikova "sprung into action" and starting screaming at the woman and shoving her. "It was a big fight," the spy said. The woman was kicked out only after leaving Kournikova with some vicious scratch marks on her neck. Kournikova's rep didn't return calls.]

I have a feeling there's a few pieces of information missing from this story, otherwise it's too random and odd. What's not missing is the reality that Anna was in Vegas to promote a table tennis (read: ping pong) tourney. I hope there was plenty of beer involved - that would be the only thing to make appearing at ping pong game okay. 

[Photo Credit: I seem to remember she became famous for being hot.]

Amy Adams Needs New Friends

amy-adams-bbq-bikini.jpgHere's a photo, most likely taken at a private backyard gathering, that's now landed on the internet. Nothing says "summer time" like blinding white skin. Lindsay Lohan would probably front Amy Adams a can (or two) of Sevin Nyne spray tan. I hear she's super friendly like that - hell, she'd even be willing to show up at this exclusive BBQ soiree and apply it herself! What's going on with the Brad Pitt lookalike? We need him, given that Angelina Jolie has sucked the soul out of the original one. I fear for Amy - the dog sneaking up behind probably thinks her calf is pale lunch meat. 

Tearjerker

farrah-fawcett-lee-majors.jpgFarrah Fawcett's passing has been a bit overshadowed, given that she ended up succumbing to her long battle with cancer the same day Michael Jackson passed away. Not that it's a competition, but Michael's bizarre life and death has received a lion's share of the public's attention. Therefore when this little tidbit came my way, I felt compelled to write a post. Here are the details, via Us Magazine

[Before Farrah Fawcett died of cancer, the star reconnected with her ex-husband, Lee Majors, after more than two decades of silence. When Farrah got diagnosed, and it became public, Lee started calling Farrah's close friends to get updates on her. He did that for two and a half years. He just wanted to know how she was doing because he still cared about her as a friend. This past February, her birthday, he decided to call her for the first time. They spoke for the first time in 23 years. They had a 40-minute phone conversation about her life, and the cancer and it was such a lovely moment for the two of them. I guess it was a very good conversation. They joked, and they got a little bit emotional. I think it was good given the current situation [for] closure, otherwise they never would've spoken again. I think he always wanted to talk to her again, but he was just afraid to speak to her before.]

It's wonderful that she was able to make peace with her former husband before she passed. I'm not so sure about this Ryan O'Neal character, but Lee Majors sounds alright. Farrah will be laid to rest this afternoon, during a private ceremony in Los Angeles. Rest in peace, Angel.

[Photo Credit: Farrah with Lee, back in the day.]

Ah, Damn - Babies Are Cute

sjp-family-new-twins-at-home.jpgI don't know how they went from the brink of divorce, surrounded by rumors of infidelity, to celebrating their 12th wedding anniversary complete with the requisite pair of twins - but this is Sarah Jessica Parker we're talking about and I have no doubt she can do anything. She has super powers of both fashion and mind. Here's Parker, husband Matthew Broderick, their young son James Wilke and their brand new twin girls: Tabitha Hodge and Marion Loretta Elwell. Oh, dang - why did one girl get three names and the other only two? Why are they all looking at only one of the babies vs. the other? If they're going to start playing favorites and leave the other one out in the cold, they should just name her "Kim Cattrall" and call it a day. Meanwhile, SJP will have several months to spend with her girls before getting back to work on the Sex & The City sequel - at which time, she'd better get cracking!

[Photo Credit: As Bitten & Bound pointed out, the happy family released this photo on their own volition - no bidding wars!]

PLP Exclusive Interview With Alicia Jacobs - Introduction

Thumbnail image for Stage3-Alicia-Jacobs.jpgAt the beginning of June, I found myself in Las Vegas - one of my favorite places in the world. This time I added a little twist to my normally hedonistic jaunt - I actually did some work! I was lucky enough to land an interview with KVBC Entertainment Reporter, Alicia Jacobs. Alicia first came to my attention through a little story I saw on Perez Hilton's site about Alicia, Holly Madison and an incident at Hugh Hefner's pool party. I became even more interested after reading her subsequent reply about the "feud." Then I noticed that she happened to be a judge for the Miss USA Pageant - the one that ended up embroiled in scandal, due to former Miss California's anti-gay marriage comments. To top it off, I learned that she's also dated Criss Angel! How did one reporter end up on the other side of the news, involved in some of the juiciest gossip stories of the year thus far? I was determined to find out! What I was met with was a warm and interesting woman, who's very professional - but not afraid to dish. That's my kind of lady! I immensely enjoyed my time with Alicia and I've walked away an even bigger fan than I was before. I'm really excited to share my interview with you. She was so generous with her time that I ended up with sixteen pages of transcription - therefore I've decided to spread the interview out over the next three days to allow you to enjoy the Alica Jacobs posts, as well as breaking celebrity gossip commentary. Here we go:

Jenna Zine: I'm not the only one who's tapped you for an interview in the past several months. What's it like being both on the news and a part of the news? Being a native Las Vegan, how has it affected your reception in your hometown?

Alicia Jacobs: Yes, it's been pretty amazing. I certainly feel as though I've paid my dues to an extent. I've worked very hard for many years. I believe I've established myself as a credible journalist, as well as a great source of information for national media outlets. I've been doing appearances on various CNN & HEADLINE NEWS programs and I love it! In addition, ACCESS HOLLYWOOD & EXTRA have also been using me. I had a great meeting at E! a few weks ago. I can't say much, but it's regarding some new programming for the fall. The flip side is that, as crazy as it may seem, not everyone is happy to see you succeed. For example, there's a local newspaper columnist who has actually been bashing me a bit for being "over exposed." When he phoned me for an interview, regarding one of the two columns he's written about me, he actually asked me if I thought my "being all over the media" detracted from my credibility as a journalist. He also questioned the fact that I have close friends who happen to be celebrities and whether that makes me an impartial observer. I was really stunned by those questions. I explained that my opinion, as well as garnering national exposure, simply makes me more valuable to KVBC, our viewers and readers of my blog. And, having friends in the entertainment industry gives me an enormous advantage to access of great sources over my competitors. I also told him that my integrity has NEVER  been questioned. The whole interview was really quite strange... bordering on insulting and self-serving on his part. I was instantly reminded of something Danny (Gans) always said to me when he was frustrated by the local media, "AJ, it's hard to be a hero in your own hometown." Danny was very wise. Guess what? Here's an exclusive: there's a chapter with that exact tiitle in his upcoming autobiography! [Alicia was a very close friend to famed Vegas entertainer Danny Gans. We'll be covering that topic tomorrow.]

JZ: KVBC seems like an amazing station - everyone there is hooked into the heart of Vegas. It must be so rewarding to be on the air in your own hometown! Though you mentioned not everyone is supportive of success, you receive great backup from your station and your General Manager in particular. In an industry that doesn't always support women, it must be nice to have a woman as a General Manager. Tell me more about her.

AJ: I'm so fortunate that I work for an amazing boss. Our General Manager, Lisa Howfield, has always been so incredibly supportive of both my work and myself. I always give her the respect of getting her blessing whenever I'm asked to do an outside project and she always gives me great advice. I really value her opinion; she has no agendas, just my best interest. In fact, she's always encouraging me to do as much as I can. She's also a great role model for me: she's an amazing business woman, wife and mother. She gives me hope that someday, maybe I can "have it all too." It's crazy, she's this beautiful petite blonde, very off-putting because she's a total dynamo. She was just named, "General Manager of the Year," for the entire country! I guess what I'm saying is that I feel very blessed to work in this environment.

[For more on Alicia's career goals, aspirations, life in Las Vegas and charity work continue scrolling down. Tuesday we'll cover Carrie Prejean, gay rights and celebrity interviews. Wednesday is the one we've all be waiting for: Alicia's experiences with Holly Madison, Peepshow and Criss Angel!]

PLP Exclusive Interview With Alicia Jacobs - Career Goals & Aspirations

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Jenna Zine: What are your future career goals and plans? I think the career you're having is so amazing! You've been on E!, my favorite channel. [Editor's note: She's also been featured on NBC, Access Hollywood and CNN Live with Larry King, to name a few!] You're doing the celebrity interviews already. Where do you want to go from here?

Alicia Jacobs: I'm a huge fan of Nancy O'Dell and Mary Hart. I think what those ladies have done is amazing. I would love to follow in their footsteps and do something along the line of what they're doing. In the meantime, as we speak, I'm working with my agent right now about being a Las Vegas correspondent for one of those shows. I love it here. I know this city. I would love to show the rest of the country the Las Vegas that I know and love. Not necessarily the Vegas that we see via other reporters that aren't from here [Alicia is a Las Vegas native]. I think I have a nice perspective on it that's very accurate. I think it's something people would be very interested to know about.

JZ: Vegas is always going to be a destination, no matter what's going on with the economy. 

AJ: It's crazy! [laughter]

JZ: People will always want to get away. Now, you've been behind the scenes. You've performed in the shows. [Alicia's "behind the scenes" segments have seen her actually performing on-stage in several Las Vegas productions. She suited-up as a "Siren," and danced in the "Siren's of T.I." show, performed on-stage as one of Ivan Kane's "40 Deuce Girls," became a trapeze artist in the "Moscow Circus," vanished from David Copperfield's show and performed the lead role in the musical "Mama Mia," to name a few!]

AJ: It's fun!

JZ: Oh my gosh, I can't imagine!

AJ: It's stressful and nerve-wracking, but it's fun. Some of those costumes... wow! It's definitely a perk.

JZ: We've covered some really big stories and you're in on all of them. It's so cool! 

AJ: Thank you! Professionally it's been the best six months of my life.

JZ: Well, you certainly deserve it. I can't wait for more.

[Alicia is definitely one to watch! Stay tuned throughout the week as we discuss Carrie Prejean, Holly Madison, Criss Angel, Donny & Marie and more.]

PLP Exclusive Interview With Alicia Jacobs - Life In Las Vegas

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Alicia is a native Las Vegan - she also happens to be a former Miss Nevada USA and Miss United States. Think it's nerve-wracking to sit down with a beauty queen? It was! Lucky for me, Alicia is as kind as she is beautiful. She's been proclaimed the "Queen of Celebrity Scoop" by Vegas Magazine - a well deserved mantle for the woman who knows everything about Sin City.

JZ: What is your favorite thing about Vegas, being a native, and what's it like living so close to the Strip? What still draws you to your hometown?

AJ: I'm such an entertainment fiend. I love great performing and great performances. I feel so lucky that I live in a city that any day of the night, I can drive a few miles and I can see some of the most incredible entertainment and entertainers imaginable. I mean, you get jaded. Sometimes I take it for granted; other times I'm like, "Wow!"  In the course of a week I've seen Garth Brooks, Donny & Marie, Love, Jersey Boys, which is another one of my favorite shows. It's great! I can't imagine not having that. When friends come to town, that's one of my favorite things to do - I take them to as many shows as I can and share with them the ones that I love. 

JZ: What are your favorite clubs? Do you have any insider tips? 

AJ: You know, I'm probably really boring. [laughter] Probably because I've been around it so long, nightclubbing is not one of my favorite things to do. I love to go to great restaurants, which we have in Vegas now. I love to share wine with friends and be able to hear the conversation. I'll go to the clubs, if I get pressured into it! If you want to do clubs, we've got the best. I love Pure. I still love Studio 54.

JZ: For me I come here and it's a total escape. I don't know any of the inner workings. Where do you go to relax? You're not anonymous here. This isn't a getaway for you. Where do you go?

AJ: L.A.! [laughter] That's the getaway! It's funny, people think I have this wild, crazy life because of the job that I have and the social life that I have - but really, my favorite thing to do for the most part is to stay home, light some candles, order in and watch movies. For me, that's relaxing. 

[Photo Credit: If there's a red carpet happening in Sin City, Alicia's invited to walk it! Here she is at Hans Klok's show that featured Pamela Anderson.]

PLP Exclusive Interview With Alicia Jacobs - Her Charity Work

alicia-jacobs-dog-sparkle.jpgAmidst her busy schedule, Alicia also focuses on charity work. [Active in the Las Vegas community, Alicia has been a board member for the American Cancer Society, having twice chaired the Great American Smoke Out. She is on the board of directors of the Nevada SPCA and has contributed her likeness and voice to countless campaigns on behalf of the Humane Society of the United States and the ASPCA. In addition to her Entertainment Reporting, Alicia raises awareness for numerous animal causes, both through special appearances and through her popular "Pet Adoption" segments on KVBC. Alicia dedicates her animal activism to two of her dogs, Cuddles & Princess, who, while no longer with us, remain a cherished part of her life.] Here's more, regarding her work with animals:

Jenna Zine: Is there anything you'd like to tell my readers? I know you've been really active with the Humane Society.

Alicia Jacobs: Well, obviously my dogs are the loves of my life. My eldest is really sick right now, my little Pearlie Faye. I'm just hoping for the best. This is the anniversary of my former eldest, Cuddles. I've never gotten over that loss. Shortly after that, this little one [Sparkle, pictured left] came to me after Cuddles. He literally brought my life back to me. He didn't have a name. He was handed to me and the person said, "That's the first sparkle I've seen in your eyes since Cuddles." I looked at him and said, "That's your name. You're Sparkle!" 

JZ: I'm so excited to meet him in person! 

AJ: I love all my dogs. This one is so sweet, sensitive and loving. He's so good to Pearlie Faye. He knows he has to watch her. They're all sweet, but this one is really sweet. They blow my mind on a daily basis. I love all dogs. I'm so excited that I get to do the pet adoption stories for the news station. What a thrill for me!

JZ: That is such an amazing public service.

AJ: We just started a segment called "Pet Tips of the Week." We've done three so far. Last week's was pet CPR, which I've had to do. It's mouth to snout, which a lot of people don't know, and it's tricky. 

JZ: Every pet I've had, I've gotten from the Humane Society. I think it's really important.

[Photo Credit: A picture of the adorable Sparkle, who was a perfect gentleman during our hour long interview.]

Holy Shit

mischa-barton-clubbing-looking-like-hell.jpgThis picture literally scared the crap out of me. Here's former "It Girl" Mischa Barton recently stumbling out of a London based night club, looking like the love-child of Brandon Davis and Natasha Lyonne; if she'd been conceived on a bloated bender of whiskey and beer. Isn't there a country song about that somewhere? Jamie Lynn Spears, I'm looking to you... I feel kind of bad for her. She probably woke up the next morning and thought, "Did I see any paparazzi last night? Naw." And then this shows up on the web.

A Naked Kendra, Coming To An Island Nowhere Near You



It's official - the goofy but lovable Kendra Wilkinson has been made a Mrs! Kendra and Philadelphia Eagles Hank Baskett tied the knot Saturday at the Playboy Mansion. Rumor has it the ceremony was flawless. Rumor also has it that I owe Holly Madison an apology - she did attend the event and she even worked up some fake tears cried! She was probably crying out of jealously, assuming that she would have been the first to get married - but we can pretend it's because she's thrilled for Kendra. Meanwhile, the happy couple is jaunting off to their honeymoon destination, where Kendra desires to be nothing more than run around naked. ["We're keeping the honeymoon destination a secret. It's a private island, I want to be able to walk around naked if I want and not have paparazzos!"] Well, the cat's already out of the bag - the newlyweds are heading off to the Caribbean island of St. Lucia for nine days. I'm sure the paparazzi with actual travel budgets are on their way there as well! However, you can save yourselves a lot of time and money by simply picking up any Playboy Magazine featuring the former Ms. Wilkinson. Congrats once again to the happy duo (soon to be three)! Meanwhile, enjoy this snippet of video, with the worst host to grace television. Awkward!

Not Shocking

lindsay-lohan-birthday-party-mgm-grand.jpgLindsay Lohan's early birthday celebration in Las Vegas went off without a hitch - and apparently that included clothing as well! The scantily clad "actress" posed in no less than five outfits during the afternoon party at MGM Grand's Wet Republic pool. Samantha Ronson was nowhere in sight (she was in Atlanta for a gig) but that didn't stop Lindsay from whooping it up while Tweeting to her longtime on again/off again love. Lindsay embraced Vegas the way a newborn embraces it's mother's teat - wholeheartedly. When not changing into a variety of hotpants or bikinis, LiLo danced to a long playlist of Michael Jackson tunes. I'm sure Jacko would have been honored. The other item on Lohan's agenda? Promoting her tan-in-a-can product from her Sevin Nyne line, naturally. Click here to check out more photos of the emaciated birthday girl. Alleged drug use must have another side effect in making you think you look really hot, when you really don't! In other news, autopsy details for Michael Jackson have hit the web, though there is a dispute about the validity of the current information. Allegedly Jackson weighed a mere 112 pounds and had only pills in his stomach. Perhaps something Lindsay should take note of...

[Photo Credit: If you were to look up the definition of "hot mess," I believe you'd see this picture beside the entry.]

Jay-Z Serves Justice

jay-z-in-concert-white-jacket-wikipedia.jpgLooks like Jay-Z was willing to step up and serve Chris Brown a little justice - almost more so than the court system. Last night's BET Awards was jam-packed with celebs - of course a large chunk of the attention went towards the recently deceased Michael Jackson. Chris Brown was scheduled to perform - but with Jay-Z (Rihanna's mentor) on hand, things were bound to get sticky. Indeed, Jamie Foxx was elected to hustle Jay's wife, Beyonce, offstage directly after she accepted an award, telling her "something crazy is going to happen." Directly after, Jay-Z came on stage to perform a tribute to Michael Jackson - meanwhile Chris was not seen for the rest of the evening. Twitter naturally played a major role in the behind-the-scenes smack-down, with one of Chris Brown's backup dancers Tweeting that "Jay-Z is mad childish. Never keep a person from paying there [sic] respects." I adore Jay-Z for a lot of reasons - one of them definitely being that he seems determined to make life as uncomfortable as possible for Brown. In short, being denied stage time is the very least that piece of shit deserves and I'm glad someone was willing to step up. 

"That '70's Show" Takes On A Whole New Meaning

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Key parties, swingers, cocktails and big bush? Sounds like a thing of the past (depending on what circles you run in) but that's how I picture the scene when Vanessa Minnillo tried to snag "That '70's Show" alum, Topher Grace at a soiree this Saturday. Here are the details, via RadarOnline

[The party of the year took place Saturday night at Seth MacFarlane's and while we were enjoying the outdoor casino and the
orchestra (yes, that's right an orchestra) we saw Vanessa and Spider-Man 3 star Topher chatting. Topher then started rubbing her arm, and Vanessa whispered in his ear and they exchanged phone numbers.

Before long they were on the dance floor and putting the "dirty" in dirty dancing. Vanessa took off her shoes and held them in
one hand, wrapping her other arm around Topher's neck and the next thing we knew she was kissing him on the neck!

In a bit of perfect timing the DJ spun "Sex on Fire" by Kings of Leon and Vanessa turned her back to Topher, and did a super hot
grind/dance while he played with her hair. The music switched to The Jackson Five's "ABC" and that's when Vanessa and Nick, er Topher, (sorry, it's so hard to make the transition, for us, not her)  starting MAKING OUT right on the dance floor!]

Dirty! I love it. I assume this is the last we'll hear of this pairing, once Topher recovers from his raging hangover.

[Photo Credit: Vanessa Minnillo]  [Photo Credit: Topher Grace]

A Veritable Shitstorm


It seems like karma has caught up with Perez Hilton - or, at the very least, an assload of bad press has finally been volleyed his way. It was bound to happen one day. Really, I'm a lot less interested in all of that - he's already received a lot more attention out of all of this than he deserves. However, I couldn't resist posting this video of Fergie's super hot husband defending her honor on Jimmy Kimmel. Josh Duhamel has got it going on; that's what I have to say! Meanwhile, stay tuned: it's finally "Alicia Jacobs" week on PLP! I've got some super-hot exclusives - (do I sound like the E! Channel right now?) - on everything from Carrie Prejean to Criss Angel. Oh, and a little someone named Holly Madison! Speaking of the fallen former Miss California - does anyone else find it ironic that Perez Hilton is currently embroiled in a gay rights scandal of his own? 

The Woman Who Can Do Anything

mindy-kaling-wikipedia.jpgMindy Kaling is an all-around bad ass: smart, pretty, successful and hilarious. She reminds me so much of myself! Seriously, not only is she an actress on one of the best television series of all time - The Office - she also writes and produces several episodes a year for the popular show. As if that's not enough, she also blogs about shopping (my kind of girl) and has been tapped to pen a spin-off of The Office. Did I mention she'll be the star of that (eventual) show as well? Hell, yeah. In her free time, she's also managed to put together her favorite songs for famed indie label, Merge to help celebrate their 20th anniversary. As curator for their fabulous Score! series, she'll select tunes from the Merge catalog - proceeds from her contribution will go to Doctors Without Borders. Is that all? Okay, now I'm feeling like a bit of a slouch. What can I do? Drink champagne! Raise a toast to Merge - it's great to see an independent business succeed in the music industry. And while you're at it, raise a glass to the fabulous Mindy. We might have another Tina Fey on our hands - and that would be pretty fucking cool. 

A Remake In Disguise


I don't think "The Invention Of Lying" is directly trying to be a remake of Jim Carrey's Liar, Liar but it doesn't seem to be copping to the obvious similarities in plot either. Ricky Gervais (from the original version of The Office via the BBC) has co-written and co-directed this thinly veiled flick. The smart thing that will probably save this movie is the star-studded cast including Jennifer Garner and Rob Lowe, to name a few. I love Ricky, but I hope he can show some acting chops beyond his usual persona. Check it out and see what you think...

Vampires Are Awesome - And Scary


When I was really little, I was absolutely terrified of vampires. I would always sleep with a sheet over my head, no matter how hot it was. I still do that - but now it's because of my cat's determination to sleep on my face. I guess she really likes me. Anyways - vampires are currently making a killing (ha ha ha) in the entertainment industry, having experienced a comeback with the Twilight series. This movie is about as far removed from that as you can get - it ain't no teen romance; rather  Daybreakers is choosing to focus on the "possible apocalypse" side of the issue. Not to get "all political" because that's not the point of this site, but watch the trailer is you see any similarities between a dwindling supply of blood (the film) to an ever decreasing supply of oil (real life). The flick stars Ethan Hawke, Willem Dafoe and Sam Neill. It looks outstanding. Enjoy! 

Paris Tweets Her Grief

michael-jackson-paris-hilton-twit-pic.jpgHopping on Twitter - what better way to share an anguished tribute to a departed friend? That's how the ever classy Paris Hilton is dealing with the loss of Michael Jackson. Meanwhile, actual good friend Liza Minnelli has weighed in, via the CBS Early Show

["All those who knew him well really know what he was like, and I'm sure that now the accolades are going and I'm sure when the autopsy comes, all hell's going to break loose. So thank God we're celebrating him now."]

Well, she said it. I have no doubt there's a hefty dose of validity to what will surely be a continued media onslaught about Michael's habits and history. 

[Photo Credit: She latched on to him while he was in the middle of a phone call - how sweet!]

Perez Is Pissing Me Off

Thumbnail image for megan-fox-grecian-dress-wikipedia.jpgI was perusing Perez Hilton's site when I wandered across a little tidbit he posted recently about Leighton Meester getting engaged. I thought, "Oh, how sweet! From sex tape to engagement..." I was all set to write my take on the going's on - until I clicked on his source and found that he'd somehow culled the info from a Page Six snippet from December of 2008! Not exactly breaking news, asshole. Now I too want to punch him - for wasting my time. On the upside, I found another feel good tidbit - "Rose Boy" did in fact get to meet Megan Fox the other day. Not only that: he also met Lady Gaga, the eldest Jonas brother and Billy Ray Cyrus. Way to live the dream, kid. I wouldn't lift a finger to have my photo taken with a single one of those people - but I used to listen to Ratt, so what in the hell do I know? Click here for the photos of Harvii (aka Rose Boy) with a slew of celebrities - including Lady Gaga's insanely massive thunder-thighs. 

[Photo Credit: The post is such a mixed bag of celebrities and topics. I decided on Megan and her tits to headline. It was between her and the hair metal band, Ratt. Tough choice.]

Kate Moss Crawls Across Stage - Does Not Look Like Rock Star

Kate_Moss_Calvin_Klein-ad-wikipedia.jpgThe little things couples develop in a relationship are often amusing - at least to the couple themselves. Thus, this post. My boyfriend has an almost pathological attachment to Pink Floyd and to David Gilmour in particular. So when he sent me this link of Kate Moss looking like a complete ass while 'performing' with Gilmour for a celebrity version of Britain's Got Talent, I knew it was time to exact my revenge for his love of the selfish whore, Madonna. The fact that Kate was in the same vicinity as David, much less getting to share the stage with him, is sheer torture to the BF. Funny to note that she got paired up with Gilmour and co. because The Kills - her boyfriend's band - declined to let her on stage with them. Ironically they were willing to share the stage with Lily Allen, so go figure! Drumroll please, as the post goes up to spread the news: Kate Moss hangs out with David Gilmour! Also, in non-shocking news, Kate Moss allegedly looks out of her mind drunk - most likely after slugging vodka with pal (and Jude Law ex) Sadie Frost. Keep up the fun times, Moss - we love you for it!

[Click here for the hilarious photos of Kate crawling on stage - worth a look!]

[Photo Credit: I think, unlike Brooke Shields, that a lot of things have come between Kate and her Calvins!]

Lisa Marie Presley Brings Clarity To Her Relationship With Michael Jackson

michael-jackson-and-lisa-marie-presley.jpgI'm not one to go over every nuance of someone's passing - it's a difficult enough topic and the morality of such a thing is constantly tested with today's multitude of media options. That said, Lisa Marie Presley has experience with untimely celebrity deaths and was married to Michael Jackson for a brief time. Here's an excerpt from her blog, regarding her feelings about her relationship with MJ. There's plenty of information out there, for those of you who wish to continue following this story, and I'll report after the results from the autopsy are released. 

[He Knew. Years ago Michael and I were having a deep conversation about life in general. I can't recall the exact subject matter but he may have been questioning me about the circumstances of my Fathers Death. At some point he paused, he stared at me very intensely and he stated with an almost calm certainty, "I am afraid that I am going to end up like him, the way he did." I promptly tried to deter him from the idea, at which point he just shrugged his shoulders and nodded almost matter of fact as if to let me know, he knew what he knew and that was kind of that. 14 years later I am sitting here watching on the news an ambulance leaves the driveway of his home, the big gates, the crowds outside the gates, the coverage, the crowds outside the hospital, the Cause of death and what may have led up to it and the memory of this conversation hit me, as did the unstoppable tears. A predicted ending by him, by loved ones and by me, but what I didn't predict was how much it was going to hurt when it finally happened.

The person I failed to help is being transferred right now to the LA County Coroners office for his Autopsy. All of my indifference and detachment that I worked so hard to achieve over the years has just gone into the bowels of hell and right now I am gutted.

I am going to say now what I have never said before because I want the truth out there for once. Our relationship was not "a sham" as is being reported in the press. It was an unusual relationship yes, where two unusual people who did not live or know a "Normal life" found a connection, perhaps with some suspect timing on his part. Nonetheless, I do believe he loved me as much as he could love anyone and I loved him very much.]

You can click here for more from Lisa's blog. 

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Hallmark Card Creators Better Watch Their Backs!

amy-winehouse-wikipedia-blue-backlight.jpgOMG - is this true? Word is out that Amy Winehouse - the singer on a perpetual downward spiral, experiencing a permanent vacation in St. Lucia - is coming out with a line of (wait for it...) greeting cards! Pretty much the last thing I would expect to hear from Amy's camp, that's for sure. It's said that Winehouse has sold off parts of her lyrics for use on both wrapping paper and cards - which surely will provide cash flow for the foreseeable future. Details

[The first item in the Winehouse range will be wrapping paper with the chorus of Rehab emblazoned all over it. The Amy-branded cards are classy too. You Know I'm No Good is best for heartfelt apologies and Back To Black, with an appropriate wreath, will be the respectful response to a bereavement.]

Un-fucking-real. It's just too easy to make a joke out of this one. Follow up greetings will include: "Blaaaaaake!" "Say it, don't slur it." and "Heroine - err, Happy Holidays!" I must congratulate Amy and "her people" and an extremely clever and unexpected way to earn an income. Perhaps I should send them a card...

I'm Confused About The Timeline

madonna-louis-vuitton-ad-gloves-bag.jpgI'm confident that I was born several years (decades even) after Madonna - but you wouldn't know it from her heavily airbrushed photo! Here she is for her latest part in the Louis Vuitton ad campaign, looking like classmate of daughter Lourdes instead of her mother. Granted, I think she looks beautiful. I respect her tenacity and commitment to youth - but this is crazy, even for Madge. Perhaps this is why she wasn't available to pick up adoptive daughter, Mercy - it must have taken a lot of time to get looking that good! I'd applaud her if I weren't still so pissed about her awesome selfishness. Today, only golf claps. 

[Photo Credit: Hello 1980's - whoops, I mean 2009.]

Big Day At The Playboy Mansion

hank-baskett-kendra-engagement-photo.jpgCalling all bunnies! Kendra Wilkinson's big day is tomorrow - she'll wed fiance and baby daddy Hank Baskett Saturday at the Playboy Mansion in front of ex-"boyfriend" Hugh Hefner. The stage is set for drama - jealous ex-Playmates, a declining ex-lover, a baby bump, a bubbly Bridget and (most likely) the absence of Holly Madison. I expect details!
Meanwhile, congrats to the happy couple. May the ceremony go smoothly and the dirty deeds remain behind the scenes... right up until it's time to spill to the tabloids!

Katie Buys Suri Dolls - Hopes To Trick Tom With Same

suri-cruise-with-cabbage-patch-doll.jpegReportedly Tom Cruise isn't the only one hot-to-trot to see Katie Holmes knocked up - the little princess, Suri Cruise, is pretty desperate for her mom to be with child as well. Apparently Suri has been asking for a baby sister - and instead of getting on the ball (literally, ha ha) Katie keeps hoping to appease her daughter with dolls. Every time Suri questions when she's going to get a sister, Katie takes her on a shopping spree to pick out another toy. That's definitely an easier out than the truth! Here's a few details - no, not on how babies are made. I'll leave that to Miley Cyrus! Rather, here's a Star Magazine fueled quip about the goings-on at Casa de Cruise: 

[Suri Cruise has everything except what she wants most - a sister. But mom Katie Holmes thinks she can buy that for her too! "Every time Suri asks, Katie explains that it's not the right time," an insider tells Star. "And then she buys her another doll to distract her!" So they've been making a lot trips to LA's American Girl Place, most recently on June 12. At $100 a pop, it's almost be cheaper to have another kid!]


I think this tactic could work just fine - daddy is fake, why can't her sister be as well?

[Photo Credit: Dolls - the best way to have company and not compromise your inheritance!]

Something Smells Like Bullshit

miley-cyrus-justin-gaston-kissing.jpgMiley Cyrus is claiming that she remained "pure" during her relationship with 20 year-old underwear model, Justin Gaston. Does she not remember all the sleepovers with her ex? Rumor had it he was practically living in Miley's room with the blessing of her parents, Tish and Billy Ray. What's that sound? I thought I heard banjos twanging, but I'm a little delirious from a complete lack of sleep. Is it possible to ground my cat for waking me up in the middle of the night? She needs a time-out in the naughty corner. Anyways, I'm a little offended that Miley thinks we're so stupid. Not that the status of her virginity is any of my business - or anyone's business - but she sure seems to like to discuss it in public. Regardless, it's a pretty obvious ploy to seem good enough for Nick Jonas, who's avowed to keep his peen pussy-free until wedding bells are heard from upon the high (of hypocrisy). 

[Photo Credit: She did not have sexual relations with that man! I think we have a politician on our hands...]

No Money Woes For Sex

sex-and-the-city-classic-cast-photo.jpgNope, I'm not talking Paris Hilton this time. I'm referencing a brief update about Sex & The City: The Sequel (which will surely have a jazzier name). You know that little recession issue that's been plaguing everyone? You won't see it reflected in the upcoming film - the girls will still focus on being fabulous, regardless of reality. And really, isn't that the way it should be - given that it's not reality? Here's what famed designer Patricia Field has to say about money woes versus the friendly foursome: 

["I wouldn't do it. Of course the four girls are going to be fabulous and flamboyant - otherwise what is the point? I want to do it the other way. I'd be like, 'Forget your troubles.' I don't use the recession as a reference for my creativity."]

It's a movie - it's not Dan Quayle versus Murphy Brown for god's sake. Put those bitches in the bling we've come to expect and get them to the theater, pronto!

[Photo Credit: Classic cast photo]

You Can Rest Easy

megan-fox-grecian-dress-wikipedia.jpgFor those of you concerned about the status of "Rose Boy" - he's been found! Whew. With all that's going on, it's nice to know that Kodak and Megan Fox will get their respective days under the P.R. sun. I, for one, was very concerned! The fan, Harvii, has been found via Facebook (What? No Twitter?) by a women who was on his friend page. Sounds like she'll collect a nice chunk of cash and the boy will finally get to fulfill his dream of handing Megan the yellow rose. Yellow means friendship - and publicity! I can't wait to hear what delightful things Fox will have to say about the situation - you know she's good for it! Click here for a video (set to song) of their famed meeting. I know I've already run it twice, but it's so dang funny to me. 

[Photo Credit: I hear her nipples have their own agent.]

UPDATE: Ah, damn. I hope this isn't true. Latest reports are claiming that Rose Boy got bumped from The Today Show due to the passing of Michael Jackson. Instead of meeting Megan, he got the heave-ho and they flew him home. Crazy.

Non-Detail Details


You can see here in this video that there still isn't an extraordinary amount of information regarding Michael Jackson's death. The autopsy will be performed tomorrow but, needless to say, the rumor mill is in high gear. Thanks to Rowdy, who took the time to email me video threads of the latest on this story. I appreciate it! Sounds like we'll be learning more tomorrow and I'll certainly do my part to keep you posted. 

Michael Jackson - RIP

michael-jackson-wikipedia.jpgWell, the one day I decide to knock off early to visit my cousin and her baby is the day that Michael Jackson dies! What are the odds? This job - it don't quit. I thought we were safe, given my belief in the old adage "bad news comes in threes" - strangely that didn't hold! As most of you probably know by now, Michael Jackson has passed away after going into cardiac arrest. He was rushed to the hospital after a 911 call was placed from his Holmby Hills estate. The majority of his family also rushed to the hospital, where paramedics labored for an hour before pronouncing the King of Pop had passed away. He was only 50 years old and has three young children. Despite his early success, his later years had been troubled by much scandal. Hopefully now he can rest in peace, knowing that he gave the world some amazing music. In other news, tomorrow I will be chained to my desk! 

[Photo Credit: Michael Jackson, circa 1984]

Farrah Fawcett - RIP

farrah-fawcett-swimsuit-icon.jpgThe celebrity death triumvirate is currently complete. Rest in peace Farrah Fawcett, Ed McMahon and David Carradine. Farrah passed away early this morning surrounded by family after being given last rites by her priest. She'll always be remembered as an iconic beauty. 


Katy Perry Eats A Piece Of Pizza And Tweets About The Experience

katy-perry-bathtub-pizza-twit-pic.jpgKaty Perry ate cheese and carbs - no word on if her celebrity status will be revoked! Katy chose to take a photo of herself in the bath with a tray of calorie-ladened pizza covering her private parts - but I'm much more interested in who was on hand to take the photo versus the act itself! I'm all for having a treat whilst in the bath - but my choice is usually a glass (or two) of wine versus food. It goes along with my right to own a cat and watch as many Sex & The City reruns as my eyeballs (and boyfriend) can handle. Perry's taking a stab at the ridiculous Megan Fox style quotes, claiming that her favorite junk food holds a sexual attraction for her. How do you feel now, Travis McCoy? Here's a list of a few more things you might find Katy munching on while sudsing up: 

['Few of my fave things: BBQ chicken chop at CPK Chinese, chicken salad at Chinchins, Rock shrimp & yellow tail sashimi at Nobu, Crispy beef at Mr.Chow's, endive salad at Le Petite, four curry chicken salad at Urth Cafe, my beloved double double at INnOut. Don't hate on Jack's Spicy Chicken sandwich! ...I almost forgot... that damn crunch wrap supreme at Taco Bell. Okay that's all for now.']

Frankly that list doesn't make me feel sexy or hungry - but to each her own! 

[Photo Credit: Katy's own Twit Pic of her dirty deed.]

I Can Never Get Enough LiLo!

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It's not a complete tabloid day without Lindsay Lohan - and luckily she never makes us wait very long between news bites. The latest rumor is that she was the one who was trying to get with Justin Timberlake that night at the club when she infamously ratted him out. Here's the interesting thing: no denial was issued from Timberlake's camp and yet the 'Lindsay wanted to kiss Justin herself and was pissed at the rejection' theory conveniently appears a week later. While it's entirely possible that it went down as Lindsay making the moves, Justin is not the greatest guy when it comes to women. I wouldn't put it past him to use Lohan's poor reputation to his advantage by casting dispersion on her motives, thusly covering his own. In short: he probably did cheat on Jessica Beil that night but will use the classic, 'Baby, she's crazy!' line. A nice smoke screen to cast doubt about Justin's actions in Jessica's mind or the truth? Would you believe Lindsay over Justin at this point? I dislike Justin so much that Lindsay gets my vote today!

[Photo Credit: Lindsay Lohan, super fly to super spy.]

[Photo Credit: Justin Timberlake, being a nerd. Whoops, I mean dancing!]

Hugh Grant - Older And None The Wiser

hugh-grant-with-a-bevy-of-girls.jpgConsidered one of the most adorably rakish stars of his time, Hugh Grant's once charming ways are turning a little creepy. His womanizing predilections are no secret - he famously cheated on longtime love Elizabeth Hurley with a prostitute and hasn't had much of a settled love life since that era. (Wait, wasn't Elizabeth Hurley the prostitute? Time has dimmed my memory.) Lately he's been seen in the company of women young enough to be his offspring - not unusual for men of his stature, but not the most attractive quality either. Though who can blame him? It's literally there for the taking! The seemingly charming star doesn't save the same qualities that made him famous onscreen for his down time - Hugh's racked up a long list altercations away from the camera. He recently exited a posh NYC eatery and had these words for the paparazzi: [Hello losers,' he remarked to the paparazzi outside the restaurant. 'Have you ever had sex? Or are you just wanking on the internet?'] Sigh. I guess Grant is one of the true embodiments of the famous saying, "Love the art, not the artist." Hugh has been in New York, working on the film "Did You Hear About The Morgans" with new mommy, Sarah Jessica Parker. SJP better keep her twin cuties, Marion and Tabitha, away from Grant - at this rate they'll reach eighteen just in time to still be his type! No one says you have to class it up Hugh, but it sure would be nice...

Skank Alert

paris-hilton-in-dubai.jpgStop the presses - someone was trying to get some dirt on Paris Hilton! I wouldn't think it would be that difficult, but someone was apparently willing to go to great lengths. Here are the details

[Apparently her security guards found hidden recording equipment during a check of her hotel room. A source said, "It was some sort of transmitter by all accounts. We're not sure what the device picked up or whom it was transmitting to. But it did leave Paris very jittery. We've been told there are some quarters where there is anti-American feeling. Paris' security has been increased and hotel staff are investigating how the device came to be in her room."]

When they say "anti-American feeling" I believe they actually mean "anti-disrespectful selfish skank feeling." Paris has already embarrassed herself while in Dubai after blatantly shunning custom by flaunting her bikini body on the beach. Whomever was responsible for the bugging was probably just trying to keep track of her antics. Besides, she should be used to bugs!

Now You Too Can Make Money Off Of Megan Fox!


Ah, the inevitable publicity full court press. I knew someone would try to get these two together - more predictable than the ending of a Katherine Heigl romantic comedy. Here are the details on Megan Fox and her "rose boy." (No, not Brian Austin Green - that's "butt boy."): 

[Kodak is offering anyone $5,000 to offer up information that leads to a connection as to the identity of the boy in the photo. They want to give him the opportunity to give Megan a rose. Kodak says, "In an attempt to foster a new relationship with two amazing people, Kodak urges the "Rose Boy" to come forward and identify himself so that the company can help arrange a real rose exchange. To help accelerate his prompt identification, Kodak will offer $5,000 to the first person who can provide verifiable information that enables Kodak to make this connection happen. Kodak will also cover travel costs for the young man and his family to help allow destiny to take its course, and provide cameras for him to capture the moment. It's amazing how just a photograph can connect and change the lives of two complete strangers. If this photo is any indication, this boy was really hoping to meet Megan Fox and give her that rose, and we'd love to help make this fantastical wish come true."]

So generous of Kodak to step forward - no ulterior motives there! I'm sure Megan will be thrilled to meet her scorned fan. I'm running the video again because it's just too perfect. 

Gisele Continues The Torture

gisele-bundchen-wikipedia-white-dress.jpgOh Gisele! I appreciate that you love your stepson, I really do, but you've got to cut the crap. Here's the supermodel's latest quip about John Edward Thomas, husband Tom Brady's son with ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan. 

["I am crazy about children ... I am an adoptive mother ... I've already had this experience for two years." Gisele Bundchen, on a Brazilian television show talking about how prepared she is for motherhood.]

The couple have been persistent in their consistent attention towards John, despite Bridget having full custody. Also, note to Gisele: you married John's father, making you his stepmother. You didn't adopt him. FYI - and thanks Wendie at Evil Beet!

[Photo Credit: She's preggers with her own baby, so maybe she'll give Bridget a break soon.]


Nice And Creepy - Just The Way I Like It


The film looks pretty creepy - and it's not just Cameron Diaz's matronly appearance that's added to the chill factor. The Box is the latest movie by Donnie Darko director, Richard Kelly and features the aforementioned Diaz, as well as James Marsden and Frank Langella. Here are a few more details

[The Box is both written and directed by Richard Kelly, of Donnie Darko and Southland Tales previously. The story is based on Richard Matheson's short story "Button, Button", which was also adapted in a "Twilight Zone" episode. Warner Brothers will debut The Box in theaters everywhere on October 30th.]

Not technically a remake - how refreshing! I respect Cameron's transition into "more mature" roles, but it's still kind of tripping me out. Let's hope Richard Kelly is up to the challenge and is able to deliver another Donnie Darko type cult-classic... Perhaps they'll even end up as Oscar contenders - the "Best Picture" field will be widened from five to ten in 2010. 

Email - Still So Multifaceted!

rachel-hunter-jarret-stoll.jpgIt's nice to know that in the midst of MySpace, Facebook, Twitter, texts, iPhones and so on that old fashioned email can still get the job done. Maybe it'll make a comeback! That's how Jarret Stoll, Rachel Hunter's former fiance, decided to call off their impending nuptials. Jarret, 27, and Rachel, 38, were a mere seven weeks away from getting married when he sent out an email to their wedding guests telling them the event was a no-go. The only problem - aside from the email diss - is that he's neglected to tell Rachel why he's called off their plans. As if marriage to Rod Stewart wasn't punishment enough! I'm sure Hunter will eventually move on to someone more appropriate. Let's hope Stoll enjoyed his fifteen minutes under the media spotlight.

[Photo Credit: We can safely assume that incompatibility in the looks department wasn't the issue.]

Kim Kardashian Hops On The Girl Crush Trend Train

kim-kardashian-wikipedia.jpgOh Kim K, please call me when you do something original! Kim Kardashian reveals that she went to the L.A. premiere of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen in hopes of catching a glimpse of one of the film's stars, Megan Fox. Kim says: ["Megan Fox is so hot," she tells Entertainment Tonight. "She is, like, my girl crush -- and I don't have girl crushes!"] So clever - and what a great way to get your name in the press next to Megan's! Evil genius. She also mentions that her boyfriend (and rumored fiance), Reggie Bush, has a thing for Fox as well. The couple that masturbates together, stays together! I think more people turned out for the Megan Fox sightings than they did for the film. I think Megan's relentless storm of P.R. has definitely done the trick! Though the flick is going gangbusters at the box office, the reviews continue to be subpar. However, I think Fox and costar Shia LeBeouf have gone to extraordinary lengths to ensure that the box office haul won't be affected. Congrats, you crazy kids!


I'm A Sucker

sex-and-the-city-wedding.jpgRumor has it that, in order to prevent leaks, there are no less than five different scripts floating around for the hotly anticipated Sex & The City sequel. One version reportedly has Carrie and Big having a baby, in another they split up. Hopefully there's a "happily ever after" somewhere in there. I don't really care what they do - I'll watch those ladies all the way to the old folks home. Aside from my cat, those girls are my closest friends. Lunch today was a hot bowl of delusion. Can you smell it? Is it sad that I already have my date book blocked out for the May 2010 release? 

[Photo Credit: Keep 'em coming, ladies!]

Is This Really Necessary?

facebook-founder.jpgAt least it's not a remake - but it doesn't top my list of compelling "must see" films! Facebook, and the story of the creators behind the social networking monolith, will be receiving it's own trip to the big screen. Here are the details

[Now that West Wing scribe Aaron Sorkin is finished with the script, the Facebook movie, titled The Social Network, is looking for a director and actors! Benjamin Button director David Fincher is in advanced talks to sign onto the project based on the scandalous book, The Accidental Billionaires. In consideration to play a young Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg are Michael Cera and Shia LaBeouf.]

Will Shia know what to do without a blue screen and some big, fake robots? He can always draw inspiration off his sexy mom, if he runs up against a rough patch. Michael better take himself out of the running and get to work on the long-rumored Arrested Development flick - pronto!

[Photo Credit: Facebook founder, Mark Zuckerberg]

Ah, Damn

Jonathan-Rhys-Meyers-wikipedia.jpgJonathan Rhys-Meyers is continuing his slide into drunk/crazy. He's turning into the male version of Lindsay Lohan - in fact, I'm surprised these two haven't hooked up! Jonathan was recently arrested in Paris after assaulting an airport bartender. The alleged incident took place after the bartender refused to serve him a drink, citing that he believed the actor was already intoxicated. If you're demanding another alcoholic beverage after being denied, it's probably time to stop! So sad to lose a hottie to the rehab cause - but here's hoping he gets better soon. (To clarify: he's not heading back to rehab as of yet, though it sounds like he probably should!) Meanwhile, Jonathan's date book will remain full - [Meyers will now need to return to France and appear in court this September for charges of "voluntary violence, contempt, issuing death threats and assault."]


I'm In Love


Hello, Kevin Pereira! Cute, cut and a dirty sense of humor? I need more. Watch this brief clip of Lindsay Lohan arriving totally late to the L.A. premiere of Transformers II: Revenge of the Fallen. LiLo is so tardy that the crew is breaking down the red carpet and the movie is halfway over. Not that it sounds like she missed much - the film is already garnering negative reviews. I believe the exact quote is: "Transformers 2 is a bloated piece of shit." My favorite part of the video is Kevin's quip about Lohan's "red carpet." So awesome. You have to admit - she kinda brings it on herself!

Shock And Awe

nick_lachey-vanessa_minnillo-bday.jpgVanessa Minnilo's tactic to force Nick Lachey to propose has backfired - the couple has officially announced their split. I know, I should have warned you. I hope you were sitting down for this shocking news! Yep, this is gonna take the top spot on every gossip site today. The world stops for such big stars. The two will remain close friends who will mutually respect each other until the end of time. Meanwhile Nick and Vanessa will surely start trolling for both career and nookie opportunities, albeit separately, as soon as possible. Is a Nick and Jessica reunion in the works? They could both use the press! Then again, does anyone care?

[Photo Credit: They'll always have the memories - and this picture - to haunt them!]

Heard The One About The Star Tattoos?


So, a girl strolls in to a tattoo parlor, allegedly asking for three stars on her face and ends up with 56 instead. She claims that she fell asleep in the chair while getting her work done. Surprise - it turns out she lied! You can read more details about it here and here - in the meantime this hilarious video sums it up nicely. Oh, the photo of the guy at the end is really the tattoo artist that did the 'star wars.' Wild!

Lindsay Will Celebrate Her Birthday In Vegas - That Sounds Like A Great Idea!

lindsay-lohan-with-shot.jpgOkay, not to sound like a total hypocrite - I just celebrated my birthday in Vegas - but I don't have substance abuse problems and I haven't been to rehab. That gives me a little more leeway when it comes to spending extended amounts of time in Sin City. Lindsay Lohan? Not so much! Regardless of my opinion, Lindsay is opting to spend her impending birthday (July 2) partying at the Wet Republic Pool in the MGM Grand. I can't believe she'll only be turning 23 - it seems like she's much, much older! Sounds like she's having no trouble gearing up for what's sure to be a wild trip - Linds was recently cited for a noise complaint by the cops after blasting music from her house at 4:20 in the morning on Sunday. Perhaps Ryan Seacrest was visiting again? I'm sure the fallout from her birthday bash will be fodder for the tabloids shortly. I can say one thing about her - she certainly does her part to stimulate the economy! I'm tempted to grab a flight and jet out there, just to be in the vicinity of the madness... 

[Photo Credit: A little gift from the picture gods.]

Paris & Her Pussy Take A Stroll

Thumbnail image for paris-hilton-carls-jr-ad.jpgParis Hilton is in Dubai and has been recording footage for her reality show, My New BFF, when she recently made a social gaffe. I know you're shocked - she's usually the epitome of class! Despite claims that Paris planned on respecting Dubai's culture, she was caught strolling on the beach in a revealing bikini. Here are the details

["Paris had made a big public speech, saying how much she loved the Middle East and respected its culture. But the following day she was prancing around on the beach in her bikini and posing provocatively," an insider dished to the media. "Bosses warned her that Western tourists have been jailed for flouting the rules." Even TV producers had banned her from wearing a bikini while in Dubai to respect the customs of the country's people.]

Here's hoping Dubai officials not only jail her, but keep her locked up in their country for the long haul - that would be hot! I find it amazing that Hilton insists on disrobing every chance she gets, despite customs or any modicum of decency. Unfortunately she has more than enough money to continue funding her fifteen minutes of fame...

[Photo Credit: I eat countries like you for lunch.]

The Price Of Jessica Simpson

jessica-simpson-headphones-wikipedia.jpgJessica Simpson is coming to a television set near you, though this time she'll be touting women instead of her Z-list ex-husband, Nick Lachey. Jessica has nabbed a reality show called "The Price of Beauty," which will be airing on VH1. Here are the details

["I have always believed that beauty comes from within and confidence will always make a woman beautiful, but I know how much pressure some women put on themselves to look perfect. I am really looking forward to discovering how beauty is perceived in different cultures and participating in some of the crazy things people do to feel beautiful. I know we will all learn a lot on this journey and I am so excited that VH1 is coming along on what I'm sure will be a wild ride."]

You know what else would be a wild ride? Simpson with VH1 'star' Bret Michaels! Tony Romo better watch his back - you know Bret probably feels proprietary over any new meat debuting on the former video channel. Then again Romo will most likely feel relieved to hand Jessica off to someone else. This might work out well for everyone involved - I'm sure Jess could do wonders on that bus

[Photo Credit: What's that? I can't hear you!]

When Twats Tweet

john-mayer-wikipedia.jpgIf an over-inflated ego starts a fight on Twitter and another over-inflated ego responds, do they cancel each other out? You know you must be acting like a douche when the king himself calls you out on Twitter. Here's a portion of the exchange between John Mayer and Perez Hilton

[Mayer: Perez Hilton's video statement is so long that by the end of it his cut healed.



Perez: That's real funny! Ha ha! And I'm sure you also think I "deserved" to get hit!



Mayer: I also want to train you in an old martial art called "Never Call A Black Dude a F**got Jitsu."

"From the heart, what you experienced these last 24 hrs is a profound lack of control. You can't blog the world, my friend."

Perez: Dude, I get it. I GET IT. But it's not f**king funny to me. Karma would be me losing my site and going bankrupt or what have u.]

I guess John is feeling a little sensitive about someone getting more attention via the Tweets than himself. I wonder what tabloid-grabbing tactic Mayer will come up with next? Something tells me Jennifer Aniston has finally changed her number...

[Photo Credit: The agony and the ecstasy of John.]

I've Already Ordered My Baby Manolo Blahniks!

matthew-broderick-james-wilke-sjp.jpgSarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick's twin girls have arrived! The babies were born via a surrogate this morning in Ohio. I'm surprised at the location of the birth - I thought two lifelong New Yorkers would insist on the same for their once-removed offspring. The couple will be making an announcement about the birth later this afternoon, but it sounds pretty official to me! Congrats to the happy family. Now maybe that racy, unfit-sounding surrogate will get some peace...

[Photo Credit: Cute family is about to get cuter!]

Sweet Angel

miley-cyrus-music-video-behind-scene.jpgHere's the innocent Miley Cyrus on the set of her latest 'music' video, having fun behind the scenes in the makeup room. New game: Virgin or Porn Star? You make the call! Hours and hours of fun. These are photos from director Adam Shankman's Twitter page (he's pictured with Miley). He posted the pics and is now surprised that there's controversy surrounding the sexy poses. Really? I don't get posting things on Twitter that you wouldn't want made public - it's a pretty open forum! Here's what he has to say

["Miley is a sweet angel who works tirelessly and endlessly, and is allowed to have fun in the make up room! Seriously! Lighten up or no more behind the scenes pics! She's like my angel little sister."]

I like the threat of withholding racy pics if we don't lighten up. I promise to behave Adam, just keep 'em coming! 

The Inevitable

perez-hilton-wikipedia.jpgDrama. Denial. Anger. Threats of legal action. Sounds about par for the course. Paris Hilton, Perez's namesake, must be very proud! 

["Perez will take legal action against anyone who chooses to resort to physical violence as a means to respond to criticism they do not like," Bryan Freedman writes us in an email. "It is my understanding that criminal assault charges have been filed against the band's manager, Polo Molino, and we are conducting a legal investigation as to whether Will.I.Am encouraged and/or instructed Molino to engage in this physical assault." "Rest assured that anyone who physically assaults Perez Hilton or encourages others to do so because they cannot handle a little criticism will be sued as quickly as I can type," he writes. "His first amendment rights will not be infringed upon through fear, intimidation or violence."]



Click here for Will.i.am's response to these allegations. Sounds like Perez might have a little explaining/accepting of responsibility to do as well!


Megan Fox Finds Something New To Talk About


Megan Fox was recently on yet another press junket for Transformers II when she dashed by a fan on the red carpet, inadvertently refusing his gift. The photo has made it's way 'round the internet, making Megan look like a cold-hearted bitch. But, hey! It turns out she's not. She's issued an explanation and apology to the boy - surely giving him a, ahem, lust for life that will handily carry him through his teen years. I've got to say that, while her beauty has been duly noted, her acting chops could use a little work. Angelina's won an Oscar dear; you're going to have to try a little harder to get those emotions going. Click here for 'heartfelt' apology. 

Make No Bones About It - She Is A Piece Of Meat


Audrina Patridge can't even read a cue card for a burger commercial! When will the madness end? And, as I suspected, this commercial does not make me want to race out and buy fast food.

This Sucks

chris-brown-wikipedia-seattle-jingle-ball.jpgFuck. Disappointing news from Chris Brown's trial: he's copped a plea and will not be doing any jail time. Rihanna was at the court house, but was not in the room, when the information was revealed. Chris will do six months of community service and must stay 50 yards away from Rihanna, 10 yards if they're at the same public event. Jail time may come into play if he violates parole, otherwise he's free to roam. Seems like he got off pretty light, in my opinion. Click here for more details. 


Screw The Remakes


Welcome back, Robin Williams! Don't be afraid of the title - this isn't Eddie Murphy we're talking about. Rather, this is a dark comedy about a writer in trouble with nearly every aspect of his life, from the brilliant and disturbing mind of Bobcat Goldthwait. Though I highly recommend checking out the trailer, it's NSFW. Here's a brief synopsis, via Film School Rejects

[It stars Robin Williams as Lance Clayton, a high school poetry teacher who once dreamed of being a rich and famous writer. Unfortunately for him, his greatest achievement in life appears to be the production of his son Kyle, played by Daryl Sabara. Even more unfortunate is the fact that Kyle is an insufferable little asshole who treats his father like dirt and spends his free time watching porn and finding new and creative ways to masturbate. On the upside, Lance does have a pretty steamy affair going with a much younger, quite attractive art teacher named Claire, played by Alexie Gilmore. When an unfortunate accident leaves Lance without his son, he turns tragedy into opportunity through a series of unthinkable acts. Suddenly faced with potential fame and fortune, he is forced to decide whether or not he can actually live with what he's done.]

I can't wait - it's about time we got some fresh entertainment and not just paltry remakes. 

Will "Love Happens" Help Jennifer Aniston Break The Curse?


Jennifer Aniston's recent quip about her movie choices mimicking her life was the toast of the Women in Film Awards event. Perhaps she's finally found a movie that will break the curse for her. That and some hot, hot lovin' with Bradley Cooper. I hope the rumor of their assignations is truth - if for nothing else than for the entertaining fact of their exes names butting up againgst real time dating. Nothing spells fun like having to repeat your ex-husband's name in bed. Saves everyone a lot of time! Meanwhile the film, which will be released in September, also stars the fabulous Aaron Eckhart. Aaron is a shining example of how to be a fabulous actor, while simultaneously remaining out of the tabloids. I'm sure Jen's a little jealous...

Brad Pitt Gets Dissed By Columbia Pictures

brad-pitt-wikipedia.jpgBrad Pitt being told not to show up to work? Sounds unthinkable, but that's exactly what's happened. Brad was lined up to star in Moneyball, (based on the book by the same name) with director Steven Soderbergh at the helm. The project was extremely reasonable, by Hollywood standards: the budget was set at $50 million, with a film time of six weeks. Instead the movie was scraped by the president of Columbia Pictures - a bold move considering Pitt and Soderbergh's attachment to the flick. It seems like a weird decision, especially when the studio could have easily made back their investment. On the up side, Brad can now surprise Angelina at home - plenty of time to hang with kids while drumming up some relationship drama for the tabloids. Gotta use those acting chops somehow! 


Perez Hilton Lands On The Other Side

black-eyed-peas-cd-cover.jpgperez-hilton-wikipedia.jpgSometimes you help create the news - and other times you are the news! That's where the godfather of gossip blogs, Perez Hilton, has found himself today. Apparently there was a scuffle between Hilton and security detail from The Black Eyed Peas. I already find this story a bit odd; compounded by the fact that Perez didn't call 911 and instead choose to Twitter about his condition, relying on followers to get the police to his hotel. Here are the details

[Perez was in Toronto to appear as a presenter at the MuchMusic Awards, where the Blackeyed Peas performed. Just after 3 am, Perez began Tweeting about the incident:

I'm in shock. I need the police ASAP. Please come to the SoHo Metropolitan Hotel now. Please.

I was assaulted by Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas and his security guards. I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke.

Still waiting for the police. The bleeding has stopped. I need to document this. Please, can the police come to the SoHo Met Hotel.

I spoke to my lawyer. I really need to talk to the authorities. Please come to the SoHo Met Hotel. Have called the police. Need them here.

The Toronto police are here now. Thank you. Please stop calling them.

Will.i.am created his own Twitter account a few hours later to respond to Perez's allegations:

i just made a twitter account because it isnt cool for someone to blame you and blast you with lies...]

The incident was allegedly borne from an insult Perez made about band member, Fergie. Click here for more details, including video responses from both Hilton and Will.i.am. It's so difficult to write "Hilton" without immediately conjuring up images of sleazy Paris. What a crazy day it's been, thus far...

[Photo Credit: Black Eyed Peas album cover, via Amazon]

[Photo Credit: Perez Hilton]


The Genetic Blessings Continue

camila-levi-and-matthew-hit-the-beach.jpgMatthew McConaughey announced yesterday that he and girlfriend Camila Alves have another beautiful bundle on the way. The two are already have one child together, 11 month old Levi. Matthew has this to say

["Happy Father's Day.  It's my first, and the last 11 months with Levi and Camila have been the most rewarding adventure to date.  We have more blessed news to celebrate this Father's Day that will make this time next year double the fun.  Levi is going to be a big brother.  Yeah, we pulled off the greatest miracle in the world one more time.  Camila and I are expecting our second child, bringing more life into the world, making more to live for.  The future looks bright as the family grows..."]

This is a good thing - we need a few options for Shiloh Jolie Pitt, just in case this whole thing with Kingston Rossdale doesn't work out. Congrats to the ridiculously attractive family! And, once again, a very happy Father's Day to my own adorable dad! Thanks for everything you do - I'm lucky to have you. 

The One Megan Fox Would Strangle An Ox For...

olivia-wilde-july-2009-maxim-cover.jpgLord only knows that would get PETA's knickers in a bunch! Here's Olivia Wilde on the cover of Maxim and she is gorgeous. Isn't this job awesome? Yeah, Olivia looks hot and that's news in my world. I wonder if Megan Fox even remembers saying she'd strangle a mountain ox with her bare hands for Olivia? Fox has been relentless with the ridiculous quotes - perhaps this one has been tossed aside just as easily. Let's just say that I'm sure Olivia isn't waiting around for dead ox delivery. Wilde will star in the upcoming Judd Apatow helmed Year One alongside Jack Black and Michael Cera, which will be released later this month. 

[Photo Credit: Click on the credit link for more Olivia Wilde pictures, including a Maxim video!]

I've Ordered An Advance Copy

jennifer-love-hewitt-wikipedia.jpgI'm on pins and needles - I simply can't wait for Jennifer Love Hewitt's book on advice about love. I'm sure it's going to be chock full of excellent tidbits on how to have a lasting relationship - something she knows so much about! Here's the details, from People Magazine

[With plenty of dating experience under her belt, Jennifer Love Hewitt has decided to write a book, titled The Day I Shot Cupid, addressing romantic relationships that will include everything from tips on text-flirting and how to start over after a breakup. "I thought it was time to share the real story of what I've learned navigating the dating waters." Hewitt says in a statement from Voice publishers. "Hopefully, in addition to having a good laugh, women reading this will learn from some of my hard lessons."]

The Day I Shot Cupid - with a vaccine. Ha ha ha ha. This is second only to the other celebrity favorite, releasing a perfume. God only knows what that would smell like! 

[Photo Credit: I hope she dedicates a chapter to her rack. Speaking of chapters, check out Crazy Days & Nights for a hilarious take on how J. Love's book should flow.]

I Had A Friend Like Katherine Heigl Once

tr-knight-katherine-heigl-on-grays.jpgYeah, I know Katherine Heigl - or at least her type. I'll bet she's someone who acts like a great friend, but is willing to throw you under the bus for her own best interests as soon as you turn your back. God, I hate that bitch. Oh, and Katherine. Anyways, I imagine that's what went down between Heigl and her Gray's Anatomy pal, T.R. Knight. We know Heigl was gunning for a movie career and dying to leave the television show. I'm sure she was like, "Let's leave together. Fuck this show. Come on, it'll be sooo fun." So Knight assumes he can trust her, takes her word for it and goes out of his way to get out of his contract. He doesn't have any movie prospects, but probably assumes Heigl will take him along on her film stardom trajectory. One problem - she's burning bridges left and right. Now, all of the sudden, she's decided to stay on Gray's - and it seems to coincide with being kicked off a certain movie. Hmmm. I'm sure T.R. called her and was like, "What the fuck? I thought we were both leaving." And she was like, "Oh, yeah. I'm not doing that." 

[Photo Credit: With friends like that, who needs enemies?]

Nick Jonas, Put Down The Purity Ring


Nick Jonas brings Miley Cyrus onstage for a duet during a recent Jonas Brothers concert. They are so back together and they are soooo doing it. I wonder how Justin Gaston is re-enjoying his obscurity... 

P.S. Is this really what kids spend their money on? It's sounds like two cats fighting in an alley to me. Who knew earning millions was so easy?

Hi, I've Been Waiting For You

adrian-grenier-thumbs-up.jpgHello, Denial! I've been expecting you. Here's Hollywood's favorite trick - this time for Twilight star Ashley Green and Entourage star Adrian Grenier. Ashley says

["I don't know where that started from!" Green exclaimed over the claim she "got super cozy all weekend" with Grenier after a surfing event last weekend. Ashley continued to deny: "We ended up being at the same event and we were surfing, and we chatted and of course there happened to be a picture taken of that."]

I'm not sure what to think of this one. In the span of less than a month Adrian's also been linked with Drew Barrymore and AnnaLynne McCord. It's certainly not impossible, but I didn't know Grenier was that much of a player. Time will tell which one of these 'special ladies' make the cut. I also assumed that Ashley was hooking up with costar Kellan Lutz, due to the upcoming joint Alaskan cruise....

[Photo Credit: Play on, player!]

Forward, Ho!

holly-madison-as-bo-peep.jpgHolly Madison will make her topless debut in Sin City at Planet Hollywood's Peepshow. She'll be taking Dancing With The Stars alum, Kelly Monaco's, place. The most shocking news is founder Mel B's sudden departure from the popular event. Mel will be replaced by Broadway star, Shoshana Bean. Holly somehow beat out a few other ladies vying for the part of Bo Peep. Rumor has it her willingness to forgo the pasties and trot out the "ladies" went a long way in securing the role. That doesn't surprise me! Holly is hellbent on becoming what she calls "Ms. Las Vegas" - a move, in her mind, that will make her synonymous with the sultry town. We know she's pretty desperate for some kind of identity after the Playboy Mansion stint and the failed relationship with Criss Angel. Her former friends, Kendra and Bridget, both already have television shows. It seems Holly is looking to Vegas to carry her from here on out. I can think of a few people who are less than thrilled with her plan! More on that very soon...



[Photo Credit: Holly Madison as Bo Peep via the Las Vegas Weekly]

Thank God Paris Is Doing Okay!

Thumbnail image for paris-hilton-wikipedia.jpgI've just been sick with worry about how Paris has been recovering from her traumatic breakup with Doug Reinhardt. I knew it was bad when it took over twenty-four hours for her to find a new penis to randomly insert into her vagina. For that entire day, from dawn to dusk, I was fraught with concern about Paris and her unending grief. What relief I felt when she got all greasy and skanked up with soccer hottie Cristiano Ronaldo soon after. I just knew she was on the road to recovery. No ice cream and self help books for this girl! Her family, for some inexplicable reason, has unconditional love for Paris. It turns out they were also very concerned about her

[From Paris's mother, Kathy Hilton: "I think Paris needs to be with someone who is a bit more mature, older and has their own thing." And from her aunt, Kyle Richards: "The stories out there about our family not approving of their relationship are completely true. Doug was riding Paris' coattails. The break-up affected me in a good way. It's definitely time for Paris to move on."]

To translate Kathy: Paris needs to be with someone far wealthier. When I say "has their own thing" I mean "loads of their own cash." I don't think Kyle's statement needs much translation, only clarity. How did Paris breaking up with Doug affect Kyle in a good way? I've broken up with tons of guys in my time and my aunt, though she loves me, was able to to stay out of the emotional fray of my relationships. But wait, we're getting off course. The most important thing is Paris and her happiness. That's what my meaning of life boils down to, and I'm happy to report that today is no different. Whew.

[Photo Credit: Paris, letting her pussy take a break from signing autographs.]

Go For It, Jen!

cooper-aniston-b_0.jpgDespite claiming that they don't know each other (because we all believe that), Jennifer Aniston and Bradley Cooper were spotted having dinner together recently in New York City. How could they not know each other? They costarred in He's Just Not That Into You! Anyways, I too go to dinner with people I don't know, only we sit at separate tables and we don't eat together. We also arrive and depart at different times and generally never see each other again. But you know the stars, they always have to do it a little differently from the rest of us. Bradley Cooper, star of The Hangover, is hot - both looks-wise and professionally. (If you haven't seen his latest flick, I suggest you run out and see it immediately.) I think this would be a nice little hookup for our lady-in-waiting. It's said the dinner was rather intimate and that they left in the same car.... Sounds like they "know" each other to me!

[Photo Credit via Us Magazine]

Ryan Seacrest Can Do Anything, Including Lindsay Lohan

ryan-seacrest.jpgRyan Seacrest is convinced that Lindsay Lohan is a singer - for reals! Not content to rule the airwaves, Ryan's been working double time to bring the world new music on the side. How to accomplish that amidst his busy schedule

[Apparently, he was spotted in the wee hours of the morning at Lindsay Lohan's pad. After the two were out and about, club hopping, he revealed that he is mentoring her. He says, "I'm trying to, you know, give her guidance. She wants to sing. She loves to sing. Dude, you know she's a singer. Come on." He adds, "She's good." When they went back to Lindsay's place, they were blasting the music, which prompted a call from neighbors to the police.]

Now I hate to be skeptical, but after my Sean Penn lesson I have to question the validity of this late night session...

[Photo Credit: Don't feed the models, but please do feed Lindsay!]

I Wonder If There Will Be As Many Photo Ops Now?

Thumbnail image for tom-giselle-protect-the-crotch-shot.jpgI know they like to trick the paparazzi and keep things on the down-low, but I believe this news has been confirmed: supermodel Gisele Bundchen is pregnant with her first child. Husband, Tom Brady, already has a child with ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan. This is well documented because they love dragging Tom's son, John, around for numerous photo opportunities. I wonder if that will slow down, now that they're having one of their own - I'm sure they'll want to keep their kid out of the spotlight. 

[Photo Credit: Careful, there's a baby in there!]

Morgan Freeman Takes A Page From Woody Allen's Book

morgan-freeman-wikipedia.jpgEwww. It's not technically incest, but it doesn't sound like the healthiest decision either. Allegations have recently come to light that actor Morgan Freeman has been carrying on a ten year affair with his step granddaughter, E'Dena Hines. The alleged affair is also said to be the reason behind the divorce from his wife of twenty-five years, as well as the cause of the split from his mistress. Dang, that dude has been busy! Freeman has taken Hines to several movie premieres, but no suspicion of the 'relations' ever arose because she was always introduced as his granddaughter. It's a disturbing relationship, regardless of the lack of blood ties - Morgan has been involved in E'Dena's life since she was a little girl. You can read more about the details here


The Hits, They Just Keep Coming!

leighton-meester-wikipedia.jpgWelcome, Ms. Leighton Meester! I was wishing for new people to write about - when it rains, it pours. What other paltry, overused phrase can I use in this post? Fuck it - there's work to be done. Leighton, one of the stars of Gossip Girl, has become a tabloid piece herself. Today is the day every little girl dreams of - Leighton's sex tape with a boyfriend has allegedly been sold to Celeb-hotline.com! Congratulations, Ms. Meester. I hear Paris Hilton sends a congratulatory card with every celebrity sex tape - she's thoughtful like that! Click here to peruse the site. It's obvious, but I'll write it anyways: this is NSFW. 

[Photo Credit: Pretty girl, lucky guy. He probably should have kept it to himself, but I'll still watch it. I'm classy.]

If You Were Cranky Before...

nestles-toll-house-cookie-dough-recall-june-19-2009.jpgCalling all ladies! Feeling blue? Perhaps it's 'that time of the month?' Do not reach for a roll of Nestle's Cookie Dough to get you through the slump - you very well might end up in the hospital. Here are the details, via Bitten & Bound:

[Nestle USA's Baking division has initiated a voluntary recall of all Nestle Toll House refrigerated cookie dough products.  They are cooperating with the FDA and Center of Disease Control in an investigation following an E.Coli outbreak that has sickened 66 people, with 25 of them requiring hospitalization. According to the Nestle website, those who have become ill ate raw cookie dough-a dangerous practice because of the uncooked eggs in the product.  E.Coli is a potentially fatal bacteria that can be contracted by ingesting contaminated food.  Symptoms include severe stomach cramps, bloody diarrhea, vomiting and low-grade fever. Consumers should return products to their local grocer for a full refund.  Nestle has also provided a hotline phone number for consumer questions at 1-800-559-5025.]

Be careful, peeps! Make your own cookie dough, bake it and then eat it - for your own safety. 

I'm Kind Of Naive

sean-penn-spicoli.jpgI have to confess that, despite my profession, I'm somewhat naive - especially to the nuances of drug use. If you have any questions about tequila, I can deliver an eloquent soliloquy. (The short version: Patron.) But hard drugs aren't my world. I've been at clubs where someone is obviously flying high on cocaine and all that crosses my mind is, "Wow, that person sure is chatty!" Why am I telling you this? Because when the recent "Sean Penn is taking a yearlong break to work on family issues" story came to light, I honestly thought that's what it meant. I thought it was odd, because that certainly hadn't seemed like a priority the past eighteen years, but I bought it. Then I researched more on some other savvy websites and I was like, "Ohhh! Code for alleged drug problems resulting in rehab. I get it." I'm sure all of you caught on before I did, but I still felt obligated to give you the "scoop!"

Eva Should Sell Underwear More Often

eva-mendes-calvin-klein-ad.jpgCalvin Klein has been accused of using increasingly overt ads portraying sexual situations in order to garner free publicity for products. Like, no way! Ever heard of Brook Sheilds in the eighties? Calvin's jeans got between her legs long before anyone else did. [Click here for the vintage commercial!] Haven't we had almost three decades to get used to this "shocking" ad approach?

[Photo Credit: Eva Mendes looks amazing, of course, but that underwear model she's posing with looks extremely uncomfortable.]

Preggers Or No, Kendra Will Still Receive Sex Toys

bridget-kendra-cuties.jpgThe fun bunny, Bridget Marquardt, is hard at work planning pal Kendra Wilkinson's bachelorette party. She assures Us Magazine that all systems are a go, despite Kendra's burgeoning baby bump. 

["She says she still wants sex toys! Everything is falling into place. We have games planned. We are doing video messages as the girls walk in, we are going to play fun games, [and] of course presents. Sprinkles Cupcakes has donated all these cupcakes for it, which I am really excited about. Kendra is really excited, and I got to see her little bump. She thinks she just looks fat, but she is so little everywhere and then just has this tiny bump. It just looks like she is a little bloated.]

Bless her. It takes a good friend to tell you when you look bloated. I have a dear pal lined up to tell me when it's time to stop dying my hair black. I assume there will come a time when the look transitions from sexy to harsh and I'm relying on her to gently pull me aside and tell me the facts. Anyways, back to the adorable Bridget. She says she got Kendra something "naughty but nice" - much like Bridget herself. No word on if Holly Madison is attending, though I'm guessing she'll us her Vegas run in Planet Hollywood's Peepshow to skip the festivities. You know the number one thing on her mind is herself!

[Photo Credit: I love this picture - it's the epitome of each girl's personality.]

I'm Posting This To Piss Off Paris & Lindsay


Yeah, that's right! How do you like it, bitches? Sweet, sweet payback. I'm not overly hip on the Gosselin goings-on. I know there have been alleged affairs on both sides, that Kate likes to spank and she also seems to think it's okay to deny her children water. Other than that, I don't really know or care. However, if you do desire the dirty details, please hop over to the fabulous girls at Evil Beet. Sasha and co. have put in the Jon & Kate time and have the real scoop. 

And While We're On The Subject, I Can't Stand Her

amanda-seyfried.jpgOh, bring it girl! (And then bring it again, for a sequel.) The post title is a direct quote from Amanda Seyfried, regarding her former costar, Lindsay Lohan. The two famously filmed Mean Girls together, back in the day when Amanda had to take a backseat to Linds. Fast forward a couple of years and the tables have turned. Here's what Seyfried has to say regarding that experience: 

[The actress rolled her eyes when asked if the pair stayed in touch after the movie. She barked: "Mean Girls was such a long time ago and we definitely haven't stayed in touch. And while we are on the subject, I can't stand her."]

I don't have this on any authority, but it's reasonable to assume that Lohan was probably a complete bitch to Amanda, taking it for granted that she'd remain on top. [Please insert your own tailor-made penis joke here.] And speaking of Lindsay being a complete asshole... 

["Lindsay and Paris hate not being on the covers of weeklies," said a source. "That's why Lindsay has been causing so much havoc and pulling these antics. And why Paris had a big blow- up with Doug [Reinhardt]." The married stars of "Jon & Kate Plus 8" on TLC have been garnering attention from all the glossies, which have seen circulation boosts from their alleged infidelities and family struggles.]

At least Amanda can take comfort in the fact that she is completely gorgeous and has a long career ahead of her, while LaLohan is taking a long slide into obscurity. The only tabloid attention Lindsay and Paris will garner in later years is how used up they'll look when they're old. Lindsay's made sure to get a head start on that one!

[Photo Credit: Hello, Amanda! I was just wishing for someone new to write about and her she is. Life is so great that way.]

This Is Awful

sjp-broderick.jpgNo one messes with Carrie Bradshaw... errr rather, Sarah Jessica Parker! What in the hell? This is very uncool

[WTRF TV in Martins Ferry Ohio is reporting that there's a criminal investigation taking place regarding a plot to burglarize the home of Sarah Jessica Parker's surrogate. Martins Ferry Police Chief Barry Carpenter and Bridgeport Police Dept. Chief Chad DoJack are supposedly the officers behind the plan. Investigators have reportedly seized two computers that have evidence on them supporting the claims. The officers are denying any involvement but it is believed they were attempting to collect photographic evidence of the living conditions of the surrogate to sell to tabloids.]

I don't even know what to say. We already know she and husband Matthew Broderick have chosen an allegedly questionable candidate to carry their special egg/sperm combo - but the situation sounds stressful enough without adding attempted burglary to the mix. 

[Photo Credit: Leave our babies alone!]

Angelina's Hangup

angelina-jolie-with-horse.jpgI wish it were something sexual, but by all reports the woman is fearless. I hear she can't cook though, so ha ha! What would you do if someone phoned you up, claiming to be Angelina Jolie? I'd probably hang up, right after telling the person to fuck off - or look for my credit card, assuming I'd accidentally dialed a sex chatline. Well, this did happen to a certain designer - only the person on the other end was indeed the world's most famous woman. Check it out

[When designer Malcolm Harris was told Angelina Jolie was calling him, he promptly hung up on her. Twice! No, he isn't stupid, although we're sure he feels that way, but at the time he was under the impression that someone was prank calling him. It was a reasonable enough assumption. He was finally convinced when she reminded him that they were both participating in World Refugee Day this coming Saturday. Once they got over the awkward hurdle, Jolie generously bought three of Harris' dresses for $225 each, knowing that a percentage of the proceeds go to the UN's refugee effort.]

She's going to wear three dresses to World Refugee Day? That can only mean one thing - pregnancy! It's about time she popped out another kid. Geez.

[Photo Credit: Up next, Angie generously donates her time to national "Push Your Breasts Against A Horse Day." Right up there with Flag Day for me - I can't wait!]

Dear Lindsay, Nicole Told Me To Tell You It's Not Working Out.

samantha-ronson-nicole-richie.jpgThat's what my good friend, Nicole Richie, told me. Oh, wait - that's not me, that's Samantha Ronson. I write about all of these girls so often, I feel like they're my pals. It's a hazard of the profession, I suppose. We really need some new players on the drama/gossip scene. I'm getting worn out from all the nuances of the Lohan whirlwind. Who's doing what, when, where and with whom. Today (well yesterday, or maybe the day before) brings news that the couple, who broke up, who never confirmed they were officially back together, has broken up again. Did you catch all that? Here's some clarity because I care about you, I really do. 

[According to sources, Samantha Ronson has broken up with Lindsay Lohan with a simple text message. How rude! The couple were said to have had a falling out Monday night and along with the prodding of friend, Nicole Richie, Sam has given Lindsay the boot once more. A source close to the broken up couple says, "Nicole refused even to be in the same room as Lindsay." Nicole had a birthday party for a friend that Lindsay was not invited to, and Samantha attended anyways. This really upset Lindsay, reportedly leading to their falling out.]

Nicole, the pregnant instigator. You've got to do something while gestating another prince or princess. I'm glad my boyfriend doesn't dump me every time someone refuses to invite me to a birthday party - I would have returned to single status a long time ago. 

[Photo Credit: One of these things is not like the other one.]

Bruno's Redo

sacha_baron_cohen-bruno-borat.jpgSacha Baron Cohen once again earns top honors for going above and beyond the call of duty to make his film the best it can be. The project, already surrounded by controversy, has been deemed troublesome by test audiences. Here's the scoop

[Several preview screenings for gay audiences have folks concerned that Bruno oversteps the fine line between satire and stereotype while missing its mark completely, likening Cohen's portrayal of a gay man to "a white person appearing in blackface." According to insiders, however, Cohen has conducted "significant reshoots" with input from the sneak peeks. And while that's encouraging to hear, many worry that it may be too little too late, and that instead of laughing with Bruno, most audiences will be laughing at Bruno, thus laughing with the homophobia the film seeks to lampoon, instead of laughing at it.]

I'm hoping this movie ultimately hits the mark and is a success, while still making a point about the ridiculousness of homophobia. It's time for equality. I'm glad to see Sacha going to the proper lengths to make sure his message is received with the original intent. 


Bret Michaels Learns A New Phrase

bret-michaels-vintage-poison.jpgBret Michaels, who famously made friends with a huge prop at the Tony Awards, says he's not going to sue for the set snafu

["All in all, I'd like to think I feel okay. But I got to be honest with you, I feel pretty beat up. I want to make very clear to everybody that - first and foremost - I was honored to be asked to be at the Tonys. I'd never done it before and in all my life it's not something I thought I'd be on. I was really excited. There's no lawsuit. I'm not doing any of that. I'm taking the high road."]

That's the beauty of growing old - all those life lessons. It's never too late to learn class, even if you hailed from a hair "metal" band! Does taking "the high road" include staying "good friends" with all those chicks on the Rock Of Love Bus?

[Photo Credit: I believe that "V" is for victory!]

This Is Not A Surprise

billy-joel-katie-lee-joel.jpgThe May/December romance is over between Billy Joel and his wife Katie Lee. Here are the details, via Bitten & Bound

[Billy Joel, 60, and his wife Katie Lee Joel, 27, have separated after five years of marriage.  Both of their reps issued a joint statement confirming the news. "After nearly five years of marriage Billy Joel & Katie Lee Joel have decided to separate.  This decision is a result of much thoughtful consideration.  Billy & Katie remain caring friends with admiration and respect for each other." Joel, 60, was previously married to Christie Brinkley.  Together they have a daughter Alexa Ray Joel.]

Heh, heh. It's the ole "caring friends" line again. Who believes that one anymore? The announcement comes as a surprise to no one; Katie was allegedly caught cheating on Billy months ago. Of course Joel's long battle with alcohol abuse probably didn't aide the situation, so "fault" probably falls evenly between the two. That and the fact that most 20-somethings don't generally enjoying fucking 60-somethings, unless they're all living at the Playboy Mansion.




President Obama Is A Bad Ass


Yeah, I knew that guy could do anything. I adore him, I really do. 

Lindsay Lohan Outs Justin Timberlake?

lindsay-lohans-nightclub-pic.jpgJustin Timberlake, Lindsay Lohan and Owen Wilson at the same nightclub? That can only spell trouble! Surprisingly it was Justin Timberlake who supposedly got drunk and allegedly cheated on his longtime girlfriend, Jessica Biel. What a refreshing change of pace! Here are the details, via Meghan at Bunny With Fangs!

[Apparently, Justin Timberlake was caught cheating on Jessica Biel. He was out at a club getting all sorts of hammered - he even did some random cr@ppy break dance for the club guests (which included Owen Wilson and Lindsay Lohan) where he ended up spinning around on the floor like an idiot and running into a bunch of patrons. Around 3am, Lohan noticed him making out with that random skank, snapped that uber-dark pic and posted it on Twitter saying, "So dark- where's jb [Jessica Biel] cheater?" Umm... ps - if Lindsay Lohan is calling your drunk @ss out for cheating and questioning your morals through Twitter then you've got some serious issues.]

Indeed, I just checked Lindsay Lohan's Twitter page and she's written several more posts regarding cheating. Very interesting! Whether it's true or not remains to be seen but I hope Jessica breaks up with him either way. That guy is a douche

[Photo Credit: Lindsay Lohan's TwitPic of the club with the title, "So dark - where's jb cheater?"]

Enjoy Your Youth!


OMG. I've been assured this is real and it's so bizarre, I had to share. Tired of wiping your own ass with your very own toilet paper wrapped hand? Well, today is your lucky day! Relief is apparently just around the corner - or the back door. Ha ha. The thought of losing enough range of motion to wipe my own butt hadn't occurred to me and now I'm going to be haunted by the image. Thanks, Comfort Wipe! I don't think this product needs to be relegated to senior citizens. There are some hard partying starlets that might benefit from the convenience of this product as well. Tara Reid anyone? Sean Penn, on the other hand, can just use it on his mouth - that's where all the bullshit comes from anyways.

Cher Steps Up For Chaz

vh1-chastity-bono1.jpgCher notoriously had difficulty accepting daughter Chastity's lesbianism, but she isn't waiting around to show her support this time. Chastity, who will now go by Chaz, is undertaking the arduous road of gender reassignment - it's a difficult transition with many surgeries ahead. Here's what Cher has to say

[Chaz is embarking on a difficult journey, but one that I will support. I respect the courage it takes to go through this transition in the glare of public scrutiny, and although I may not understand, I will strive to be understanding. The one thing that will never change is my abiding love for my child.]

At least she's trying. She's Cher - she'll get there! In addition to Cher, Chaz has a loving and supportive girlfriend. I wish him luck with his procedures and applaud his decision to follow his heart. We have but a short time here - live true to yourself! The PSA for the day...


Blind Item: PLP Peek

Thumbnail image for vanessa-hudgens-bikini.jpgI don't normally post blind items because there are so many websites that do that kind of thing full-time and do it very well (see Crazy Days & Nights, for starters). But this caught my eye:

[NWMagazine - Which has-been starlet is willing to do literally anything to get a role? Apparently she's calling up male casting agents and giving them a heads-up about her many and varied talents.]

My gut says "Vanessa Hudgens" but it's also saying "chicken tacos" right now so I'm feeling very confused. What do you guys think? Any guesses?

[Photo Credit: I'm not saying Vanessa is the has-been starlet in question, but this picture is very compelling and I couldn't resist using it again. I also think her career path will prove to be very, very short - especially once Zac Efron finally breaks up with her.]

Sean Penn Takes A Break, But Will It Make A Difference?

sean-penn-finger.jpgSean Penn is proving to be as selfish in his professional life as he has been in his personal "affairs." Penn has recently dropped out of two high-profile projects, leaving both productions in a lurch. Sean was slated to play Larry (with Jim Carrey as Curly and Benecio del Toro as Moe) in the Farrelly Brothers long awaited version of "The Three Stooges," slated to hit theaters in 2010. That bizarre combination might never see the light of day - Sean has decided to take a one year break from Hollywood in order to concentrate on his family. If I were married to that guy I'd prefer him to be wrapped up in work, rather than have his attention focused on me! I, however, I'm not Robin Wright Penn. Apparently she loves this dickwad, for reasons that will remain a mystery. Penn has also left the flick "Cartel" up in the air - though he did manage to finish "Fair Game" and "The Tree of Life" before deciding to make the 'too little, too late' move to focus on issues at home. It's not impossible, but people like this rarely change. I suspect we'll see a third divorce attempt before the self-imposed hiatus is up. 

"I'm Very Drunk And I Intend On Getting Still Drunker Before This Evening's Over"

kayley-gable-drunk-with-onch.jpgFamous words uttered by a classy actor, icon Clark Gable. Sadly his granddaughter, Kayley Gable, seems to have missed that gene. It's a different day and age (by miles) from when Clark and his ilk ruled Hollywood. True fame and real actors have been replaced by the 'famous for nothing' crowd, run by scene queen Paris Hilton. It's only appropriate then that Kayley bow at her feet - the 22 year old aspiring actress is trying out to be Hilton's next "best friend" on the eterna-whore's reality show. Frankly my dear, I see a match! 

[Photo Credit: X17 Online via The Daily Mail. Kayley being "helped" up by designer friend and fellow contestant, Onch. Click here for more shots of Gable's dynasty, including a butt-baring pic.]

Go Ninja, Go Ninja GO!


Ah, the glory days of Vanilla Ice - just for fun. Don't worry, I don't expect you to watch it all. A minute or less is more than enough! Den of Geek has compiled a great list of "The Top Ten Worst Musical Movie Moments Ever" and it contains some real gems. I've kicked you off with number ten - believe it or not, this insanely bad video didn't top the list. Check out the rest here and enjoy! It's a shame for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Vanilla Ice - if they could have held off for a hip toy remake, Megan Fox could have been up on the stage hanging all over them instead of the Transformer toy cars. It's all about timing! 

Megan Fox Is Driving Me Nuts - And Not In A Good Way

angelina-jolie-megan-fox-side-x-side.jpgAlright, the mixed message bon mots (thanks, Jake!) have reached a fevered pitch for me and it's now time for Megan Fox to STFU. Really. I'm so sick of her conflicting quotes: "I'm single, but wait! I'm still living with Brian Austin Green." "Marriage is not an option... for now." And finally, "What? Are you crazy? Please stop comparing me to Angelina Jolie, even though I talk about her all the time." Okay, that's a summary and not her exact words - though lord knows you can find her exact words because they're all over the fucking internet. But wait, there's more! The hot slice that can't close either smile is back with more. Here's the latest

[When she was asked if she has a crush on Angelina, she says, "Absolutely. Every time a relationship ends, I saw, 'If I could just be Angelina's girlfriend, I would be so happy.' I love Angelina Jolie. She's someone I admire and look up to. She's my favorite actress in Hollywood. I just love that she's incredibly honest, and I feel that she's not afraid to be herself. She tells you exactly what's on her mind."]

I think Angelina would love to tell Megan exactly what's on her mind - and I have a feeling Angie and I might actually see eye to eye on this one. Developing compassion for Jolie was not on my "to do" list. This madness must end!


Nope, No Jewelry Here!

lindsay_lohan_topless_fornarina.jpgAnd just because I don't want to feel left out, here's Lindsay Lohan's TwitPic from her Fornarina modeling escapade. No word yet on how questioning went down at ole Scotland Yard, but if she showed up "dressed" like this I'd venture to say it went well! It's Lohan we're talking here, so further details are imminent.

Say My Name!

posh-becks-in-bed.jpgAnd then say you're sorry. That's the story on the Posh side of the street. David and Victoria Beckham have finally received an apology from a former nanny, who broke her confidentiality agreement with the couple by selling a story to a tabloid. Details anyone

[David and Victoria Beckham received a High Court apology from their former nanny today over her disclosure of private and confidential information about them following her resignation. A judge in London heard that Abbie Gibson had now agreed to give 'permanent undertakings of confidentiality' to the couple. Their solicitor, Gerrard Tyrrell, told Mr Justice Eady: 'Ms Gibson has also agreed to the withdrawal of her claim for constructive dismissal that she made against the claimants which was issued in the Employment Tribunal in August 2005.' Mr Tyrrell said Ms Gibson 'has unconditionally apologised to David and Victoria Beckham and their family for breaching her duties of confidence'. He said today's proceedings against Ms Gibson resulted from the publication of a newspaper article in April 2005, captioned 'Beckhams behind closed doors'.]

I'm guessing those were some powerful screws put to Abbie Gibson! If you sign a document promising you won't blab, you probably shouldn't go to the media. However, who could blame the poor girl for wanting to dish about Posh and Becks? My guess would be Victoria might be teensy bit difficult to work for... Alas, the scoop we got is all we're gonna get, for now. 

[Photo Credit: We'll have the maid clean it up, right after she signs this handy document.]

So Not Paris

bruno-gq-cover.jpgI can't think of anyone who's gone further to promote a movie than Sacha Baron Cohen as Bruno. It's pretty amazing to think of the lengths in which he's gone in order to get the word out about his project - from his MTV Movie Awards snafu to daily crazy pictures in various locales, Sacha has pulled out all the stops. Very much the opposite from a certain hotel heiress who was hit with allegations that she didn't meet contract expectations for promoting her film. Hope you're taking notes for next time Paris - though god forbid somebody pays to put you in a flick that doesn't require night-vision goggles! Who's the busiest person on the planet? Meanwhile, I hope all this hard work pays off for Bruno at the box office - he certainly deserves it! 


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