I wish it were something sexual, but by all reports the woman is fearless. I hear she can't cook though, so ha ha! What would you do if someone phoned you up, claiming to be Angelina Jolie? I'd probably hang up, right after telling the person to fuck off - or look for my credit card, assuming I'd accidentally dialed a sex chatline. Well, this did happen to a certain designer - only the person on the other end was indeed the world's most famous woman. Check it out: [When designer Malcolm Harris was told Angelina Jolie was
calling him, he promptly hung up on her. Twice! No, he isn't stupid, although we're sure he feels that way,
but at the time he was under the impression that someone was prank calling him.
It was a reasonable enough assumption. He was finally convinced when she reminded him that they
were both participating in World Refugee Day this coming Saturday. Once they
got over the awkward hurdle, Jolie generously bought three of Harris' dresses
for $225 each, knowing that a percentage of the proceeds go to the UN's refugee
effort.]
She's going to wear three dresses to World Refugee Day? That can only mean one thing - pregnancy! It's about time she popped out another kid. Geez.
[Photo Credit: Up next, Angie generously donates her time to national "Push Your Breasts Against A Horse Day." Right up there with Flag Day for me - I can't wait!]
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