Anna Is Not A Dried Up Old Hag

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Lance Armstrong found someone willing to have baby number four on his timeline - he and girlfriend, Anna Hansen, welcomed Max Armstrong to the world last night. The baby made his debut just before midnight on June 4th and was on Twitter within minutes. Lance, who famously blamed his breakup with Sheryl Crow on her ticking time clock, now dalliances with a woman who clearly has no problem popping out the kids when Lance deems it okay. Congrats to the happy couple. I wonder if Crow will try to reunite with ex, Kid Rock? He seems ripe for an illegitimate child or two...

[Photo Credit: Lance Armstrong & Anna Hansen]

[Photo Credit: Max Armstrong via his own Twitter account. I think he's sticking his tongue out at Sheryl Crow. He really takes after his dad! Oh, and Wolverine. Look at that superhero hand!]

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