Brittany Can't Hang

Brittany's in trouble - and this time it's not Britney Spears! The "B" in question is Brittany Murphy. The Clueless actress had a shot at reviving her career when she got added to Sylvester Stallone's directorial effort, The Expendables, as Mickey Rourke's character's girlfriend. Wait - is it a film or a Botox convention? Though the flick has every potential to be a complete disaster, the amount of attention it's likely to receive would at least put her back in the eye of the media. The project, in addition to Rourke, will also star Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Charisma Carpenter and Arnold Schwarzenegger. The problem is that Murphy has managed to get herself written out of the movie, which would imply some serious problems behind the set. Brittany, in my opinion, has never gotten over Ashton Kutcher. When your one great love is a douchbag, what's a girl to do but slide into oblivion?