OMG. I've been assured this is real and it's so bizarre, I had to share. Tired of wiping your own ass with your very own toilet paper wrapped hand? Well, today is your lucky day! Relief is apparently just around the corner - or the back door. Ha ha. The thought of losing enough range of motion to wipe my own butt hadn't occurred to me and now I'm going to be haunted by the image. Thanks, Comfort Wipe! I don't think this product needs to be relegated to senior citizens. There are some hard partying starlets that might benefit from the convenience of this product as well. Tara Reid anyone? Sean Penn, on the other hand, can just use it on his mouth - that's where all the bullshit comes from anyways.
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