Everyone Hates Either Bret Michaels Or The Tonys


By: Jake Kilroy

The representatives of Bret Michaels are pissed. And rightfully so, they represent Bret Michaels. But what they're even angrier about is that no one seems apologetic for Bret Michaels getting slammed in the head by a lowering stage prop.

According to MTV, "I find it surprising that a Tony spokesperson would brush off this incident with a comment stating 'Mr. Michaels missed his mark' with no mention of concern for his condition," spokesperson Janna Elias says in the statement. "If everyone at the Tonys [was] aware that Bret missed his mark, then they should have been aware enough to stop the set piece from hitting him or at least slowed it down until he cleared the stage. I feel had this incident happened to Liza Minnelli, Dolly Parton or Elton John, the Tonys would have at least issued a letter of concern.

Here's the difference, Janna: Liza Minnelli, Dolly Parton and Elton John all belong at the Tonys. What the hell was Bret Michaels doing there anyway? Looking for new goofy hats to wear? Tell him that if he's in a band called Poison, hurting his head at the Tonys isn't as bad as hurting his reputation by being a sissy the Tonys.

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