Gwyneth Paltrow, not content to rule the web with her sanctimonious newsletter, has taken it to our television sets! She showed up for an awkward appearance on Conan O'Brien last night with some seriously slicked up legs. She must have been marinating in baby oil before the show and got distracted backstage. Perhaps she was following Coldplay's compelling Tweets? Anyways, she hopped onstage with legs worthy of a stripper before the Champagne Room - but the Valdez was curiously cleaned up by the second half of the show. Frankly that's the most interesting thing she's done in years!
[Photo Credit: Before & After. Does she a "leg wiper" assistant?]

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