OMG - is this true? Word is out that Amy Winehouse - the singer on a perpetual downward spiral, experiencing a permanent vacation in St. Lucia - is coming out with a line of (wait for it...) greeting cards! Pretty much the last thing I would expect to hear from Amy's camp, that's for sure. It's said that Winehouse has sold off parts of her lyrics for use on both wrapping paper and cards - which surely will provide cash flow for the foreseeable future. Details: [The first item in the Winehouse range will be wrapping paper
with the chorus of Rehab emblazoned all
over it. The Amy-branded cards are classy too. You Know I'm No Good is best for heartfelt apologies and Back
To Black, with an appropriate wreath, will
be the respectful response to a bereavement.]
Un-fucking-real. It's just too easy to make a joke out of this one. Follow up greetings will include: "Blaaaaaake!" "Say it, don't slur it." and "Heroine - err, Happy Holidays!" I must congratulate Amy and "her people" and an extremely clever and unexpected way to earn an income. Perhaps I should send them a card...
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