Happy Birthday To Me!

On this glorious day, x-amount of years ago, I came into the world to ultimately become your go-to gossip guide for humorous commentary! You can thank my parents later - today is all about me. Yes folks, I am in need of attention. You didn't think I was writing about celebrities without wanting to be one myself, did you? I think even an entry level psychology class at James Franco's alma mater would tell you that much! Anyways, I'm giving myself the gift of a day off. Not because I need a break from you guys - I love and appreciate my readers, truly - but because I'm in Vegas and I have a strict rule that dictates I must swim all day, followed by a rigorous schedule of drinking champagne. So please know I'm thinking about you and I'll be back tomorrow. Meanwhile, visit my fabulous Panty Pals for your additional "news" needs! xo