I Don't Know What In The Hell She's Talking About, But I'm Getting Tired Of It!

[Really my only job is to look attractive. I was so angry about that, that I went in the opposite direction. I turned into a really butch bull dyke for, like, six months... Then I went in the other direction. From being a giant motorcycle-riding lesbian, I turned into a zombie. I lost, like, 30 pounds.]

What the fuck? I'd like to request that Megan take a break from reading her "How To Be Exactly Like Angelina Jolie" handbook for a day and give it a rest. I'm not a big fan of Angie's, but damn! Megan's been riding that train pretty hard lately. You'll have plenty of time to be at the top of the sexy heap; so how about you shut your mouth for a bit? Or better yet, try playing a new part and act like yourself! That would be refreshing. I'll still write about you, I promise...

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