I'm Confused About The Timeline

I'm confident that I was born several years (decades even) after Madonna - but you wouldn't know it from her heavily airbrushed photo! Here she is for her latest part in the Louis Vuitton ad campaign, looking like classmate of daughter Lourdes instead of her mother. Granted, I think she looks beautiful. I respect her tenacity and commitment to youth - but this is crazy, even for Madge. Perhaps this is why she wasn't available to pick up adoptive daughter, Mercy - it must have taken a lot of time to get looking that good! I'd applaud her if I weren't still so pissed about her awesome selfishness. Today, only golf claps.