I have to confess that, despite my profession, I'm somewhat naive - especially to the nuances of drug use. If you have any questions about tequila, I can deliver an eloquent soliloquy. (The short version: Patron.) But hard drugs aren't my world. I've been at clubs where someone is obviously flying high on cocaine and all that crosses my mind is, "Wow, that person sure is chatty!" Why am I telling you this? Because when the recent "Sean Penn is taking a yearlong break to work on family issues" story came to light, I honestly thought that's what it meant. I thought it was odd, because that certainly hadn't seemed like a priority the past eighteen years, but I bought it. Then I researched more on some other savvy websites and I was like, "Ohhh! Code for alleged drug problems resulting in rehab. I get it." I'm sure all of you caught on before I did, but I still felt obligated to give you the "scoop!"
I have to confess that, despite my profession, I'm somewhat naive - especially to the nuances of drug use. If you have any questions about tequila, I can deliver an eloquent soliloquy. (The short version: Patron.) But hard drugs aren't my world. I've been at clubs where someone is obviously flying high on cocaine and all that crosses my mind is, "Wow, that person sure is chatty!" Why am I telling you this? Because when the recent "Sean Penn is taking a yearlong break to work on family issues" story came to light, I honestly thought that's what it meant. I thought it was odd, because that certainly hadn't seemed like a priority the past eighteen years, but I bought it. Then I researched more on some other savvy websites and I was like, "Ohhh! Code for alleged drug problems resulting in rehab. I get it." I'm sure all of you caught on before I did, but I still felt obligated to give you the "scoop!"
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