Jessica Simpson sure could use a bump watch of another kind! The... well, I don't know what to call her anymore. Titles of actress, singer or star - none of those seem to fit the bill these days, so let's just go with Jess. Okay, Jess has been a tabloid fixture for ages - most recently for her fluctuating weight, her on/off relationship with Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo and her unrelenting love of Daisy Dukes. She was also recently lambasted for accepting the cover of the June Vanity Fair - which isn't entirely her fault, as she's not the editor. I think you get my point that positive press for Jess has been few and far between as of late. I don't know if that's destine to change, but there is a little theory floating around that she might be preggers - which would at least give her a break on the weight stories. Now, I'm not saying that women do this and things definitely can happen - but I wouldn't put it past Jess to "accidentally" get pregnant. She and Tony are still together, but he's taking his sweet time getting her to the altar. A little quarterback or cheerleader might help things along, to that end! Hell, her father/manager probably told her to - a thought that positively makes me squirm. There's a reason her home state's slogan is "Don't Mess With Texas"!
Jessica Simpson sure could use a bump watch of another kind! The... well, I don't know what to call her anymore. Titles of actress, singer or star - none of those seem to fit the bill these days, so let's just go with Jess. Okay, Jess has been a tabloid fixture for ages - most recently for her fluctuating weight, her on/off relationship with Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo and her unrelenting love of Daisy Dukes. She was also recently lambasted for accepting the cover of the June Vanity Fair - which isn't entirely her fault, as she's not the editor. I think you get my point that positive press for Jess has been few and far between as of late. I don't know if that's destine to change, but there is a little theory floating around that she might be preggers - which would at least give her a break on the weight stories. Now, I'm not saying that women do this and things definitely can happen - but I wouldn't put it past Jess to "accidentally" get pregnant. She and Tony are still together, but he's taking his sweet time getting her to the altar. A little quarterback or cheerleader might help things along, to that end! Hell, her father/manager probably told her to - a thought that positively makes me squirm. There's a reason her home state's slogan is "Don't Mess With Texas"!
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