It's difficult to feel bad for Jamie Kennedy, on any level, but if he was desperate before I'd think he's been raised to code level orange at this point. Here's an excerpt from his recent radio interview with girlfriend, Jennifer Love Hewitt, via Webster's Is My Bitch:
[Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy, went on L.A.'s Johnjay and Rich show to deny engagement rumors after the two were allegedly spotted shopping in a Las Vegas jewelry shop. And even though they're not yet engaged, since they've been together all of two months now Jennifer was very clear in letting him know that she expects to be in the very near future.
When her boyfriend heard the engagement reports, "the poor guy was on fire," she went on. "He was like, 'No, no, no. That's not true!'"
Added the actress, "I was like, 'God, would that be the worst thing in the world?! Excuse me, but just for a second, there's a line of people who would probably be OK with that [rumor].'"
Kennedy said he didn't mean to upset his girlfriend. "The thing is, people asked me, 'Are you engaged?' And I just said, 'No, not that the moment, I'd be a very lucky man,'" he said. "And she got mad at me!"
Kennedy then asked Hewitt for a proposal timeline. Replied
Hewitt, "A timeline? By this time next year, if we're not planning something,
then there's a situation.]
That's hot, as Paris Hilton would say! Nothing like proposing to yourself and demanding marriage. It's almost like a Harlequin Romance, but a lot dirtier. I imagine Jamie has to promise eternal love to Hewitt every time he jacks off, much less every time they "do it." She probably cries and accuses him of wasting baby juice when he masturbates. "Those could have been my children, you selfish asshole!" Desperation, insecurity and control issues - sounds like an awesome relationship.
[Photo Credit: Jennifer smiles, confident that she has a group of men lining up to be her next fiance.]
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