Kate Moss Crawls Across Stage - Does Not Look Like Rock Star

The little things couples develop in a relationship are often amusing - at least to the couple themselves. Thus, this post. My boyfriend has an almost pathological attachment to Pink Floyd and to David Gilmour in particular. So when he sent me this link of Kate Moss looking like a complete ass while 'performing' with Gilmour for a celebrity version of Britain's Got Talent, I knew it was time to exact my revenge for his love of the selfish whore, Madonna. The fact that Kate was in the same vicinity as David, much less getting to share the stage with him, is sheer torture to the BF. Funny to note that she got paired up with Gilmour and co. because The Kills - her boyfriend's band - declined to let her on stage with them. Ironically they were willing to share the stage with Lily Allen, so go figure! Drumroll please, as the post goes up to spread the news: Kate Moss hangs out with David Gilmour! Also, in non-shocking news, Kate Moss allegedly looks out of her mind drunk - most likely after slugging vodka with pal (and Jude Law ex) Sadie Frost. Keep up the fun times, Moss - we love you for it!