If you see photos of Guy Ritchie looking spun-drunk (which it seems he often is these days), it's because he's still celebrating his divorce from Madonna. Who can blame him? I'd be partying like a rock star if I were finally free from that controlling cunt too! Best part is that he owns his own pub in London (The Punchbowl) so the drinks are probably free. Fun and thrifty - my favorite combination. Meanwhile Madge is busy carving out five minutes in her schedule to send her top aide to Malawi to pick up new daughter Mercy. Here are the current deets:
[The four-year-old spent today at the singer's luxury lodge
in Malawi's capital Lilongwe having English lessons. A senior aide of the pop star, Philppe van de Bossche,
jetted into Malawi today to prepare immigration papers ahead of their journey
back to New York. A source said: 'Mercy can only understand and answer basic
issues like "greetings"and "what have you eaten?" But
Madonna insists on speaking to her daily. 'On Sunday night she told her: "Mommy is waiting for
you across the seas. Your big sister, Lola, has decorated a room for you. You
will like it."']
I still can't believe she's not going to get that child herself. It fuckin' stuns me to the core. I love the somewhat ominous and creepy tone of her message to Mercy: "You will like it." Coming from Madonna, that's not so much a comfort as an order. Just ask Guy!
[Photo Credit: The photo M had taken of Mercy so she'd remember what the kid looks like when she shows up at the airport.]
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