Alright, the mixed message bon mots (thanks, Jake!) have reached a fevered pitch for me and it's now time for Megan Fox to STFU. Really. I'm so sick of her conflicting quotes: "I'm single, but wait! I'm still living with Brian Austin Green." "Marriage is not an option... for now." And finally, "What? Are you crazy? Please stop comparing me to Angelina Jolie, even though I talk about her all the time." Okay, that's a summary and not her exact words - though lord knows you can find her exact words because they're all over the fucking internet. But wait, there's more! The hot slice that can't close either smile is back with more. Here's the latest: [When she was asked if she has a crush on Angelina, she says,
"Absolutely. Every time a relationship ends, I saw, 'If I could just be
Angelina's girlfriend, I would be so happy.' I love Angelina Jolie. She's
someone I admire and look up to. She's my favorite actress in Hollywood. I just
love that she's incredibly honest, and I feel that she's not afraid to be
herself. She tells you exactly what's on her mind."]
I think Angelina would love to tell Megan exactly what's on her mind - and I have a feeling Angie and I might actually see eye to eye on this one. Developing compassion for Jolie was not on my "to do" list. This madness must end!
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