Do you care about Melissa Joan Hart, formerly of Sabrina The Teenage Witch? I don't - and certainly even less so now. You may or may not know, but Melissa has two kids and put on a fair amount of weight while doing so. She recently lost 42 pounds and landed herself the cover of People Magazine. Her one hope? That Farrah Fawcet, who is battling cancer, stay alive long enough so that Hart could keep her cover story. Oh, and though Melissa is on the cover touting her weight loss, she recently opened her own candy store. You can get fat and she can make money off you! Whereas I had no opinion about her before, I'm now feeling obligated to give away my copy of Drive Me Crazy. Bitch. 
Do you care about Melissa Joan Hart, formerly of Sabrina The Teenage Witch? I don't - and certainly even less so now. You may or may not know, but Melissa has two kids and put on a fair amount of weight while doing so. She recently lost 42 pounds and landed herself the cover of People Magazine. Her one hope? That Farrah Fawcet, who is battling cancer, stay alive long enough so that Hart could keep her cover story. Oh, and though Melissa is on the cover touting her weight loss, she recently opened her own candy store. You can get fat and she can make money off you! Whereas I had no opinion about her before, I'm now feeling obligated to give away my copy of Drive Me Crazy. Bitch.
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