Not Shocking

Lindsay Lohan's early birthday celebration in Las Vegas went off without a hitch - and apparently that included clothing as well! The scantily clad "actress" posed in no less than five outfits during the afternoon party at MGM Grand's Wet Republic pool. Samantha Ronson was nowhere in sight (she was in Atlanta for a gig) but that didn't stop Lindsay from whooping it up while Tweeting to her longtime on again/off again love. Lindsay embraced Vegas the way a newborn embraces it's mother's teat - wholeheartedly. When not changing into a variety of hotpants or bikinis, LiLo danced to a long playlist of Michael Jackson tunes. I'm sure Jacko would have been honored. The other item on Lohan's agenda? Promoting her tan-in-a-can product from her Sevin Nyne line, naturally. Click here to check out more photos of the emaciated birthday girl. Alleged drug use must have another side effect in making you think you look really hot, when you really don't! In other news, autopsy details for Michael Jackson have hit the web, though there is a dispute about the validity of the current information. Allegedly Jackson weighed a mere 112 pounds and had only pills in his stomach. Perhaps something Lindsay should take note of...