It must have been so cold and lonely in there! Paris Hilton, who recently broke up with Doug Reinhardt, has been busy filling that "hole" in her life. Doug, who was supposed to be her future husband and father of her unfortunate children, has been rapidly kicked to the curb. Paris has moved on, with barely a look back, to soccer stud (and the most metrosexual athlete I've ever seen), Cristiano Ronaldo. A mere 24 hours after the split, Paris was on the prowl and hit the clubs with sister, Nicky. She found her night's meal in Cristiano, who was reportedly giving her the eye. That's all it takes to get Hilton in the mood - the two left the club together hours after their initial meeting. She took a brief break, after spending two evenings with Ronaldo, to have dinner with her parents - marking the longest time her vagina has been without company since it opened for business. Click here for more details and photos of Paris and Cristiano's evening together.
[Photo Credit: Paris Hilton, signing autographs for her pussy. I hear it can hold a pen, but it's tired.]
[Photo Credit: Cristiano Ronaldo. I sense a fight coming over beauty products when those two try to primp. They'll never, ever be able to share a bathroom mirror or sink area. Sigh - this might be doomed from the start!]
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