Could it already be over between the grease-tastic fake tanners? Seemed like a match made in heaven! The whirlwind fuckfest fling between Paris Hilton and soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo seems to have come to a halt with reports that Paris is begging Doug Reinhardt to take her back and Cristiano already hitting the clubs with another woman. Sigh. I was so looking forward to the grooming competition between Hilton and Ronaldo. Now, if rumors are true, I'll be forced to hear Paris proclaim her "perfect love" via Tweets all over again. I'll guess we'll have to wait until the hotel heiress contacts her good pal Perez for the next publicity blitz to find out the "truth." [Photo Credit: What piece of man-meat will she choose next? It looks like her vagina is trying to edge in there for a photo op. You know it hates to be left out of the action!]
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