Something Smells Like Bullshit

Miley Cyrus is claiming that she remained "pure" during her relationship with 20 year-old underwear model, Justin Gaston. Does she not remember all the sleepovers with her ex? Rumor had it he was practically living in Miley's room with the blessing of her parents, Tish and Billy Ray. What's that sound? I thought I heard banjos twanging, but I'm a little delirious from a complete lack of sleep. Is it possible to ground my cat for waking me up in the middle of the night? She needs a time-out in the naughty corner. Anyways, I'm a little offended that Miley thinks we're so stupid. Not that the status of her virginity is any of my business - or anyone's business - but she sure seems to like to discuss it in public. Regardless, it's a pretty obvious ploy to seem good enough for Nick Jonas, who's avowed to keep his peen pussy-free until wedding bells are heard from upon the high (of hypocrisy).