The Hits, They Just Keep Coming!

Welcome, Ms. Leighton Meester! I was wishing for new people to write about - when it rains, it pours. What other paltry, overused phrase can I use in this post? Fuck it - there's work to be done. Leighton, one of the stars of Gossip Girl, has become a tabloid piece herself. Today is the day every little girl dreams of - Leighton's sex tape with a boyfriend has allegedly been sold to Celeb-hotline.com! Congratulations, Ms. Meester. I hear Paris Hilton sends a congratulatory card with every celebrity sex tape - she's thoughtful like that! Click here to peruse the site. It's obvious, but I'll write it anyways: this is NSFW.