This Is A Mystery

I have to admit that I don't watch a lot of television, but this week I've gone E! Channel crazy. I caught the premiere of Kendra - adorable, predictable and boasting the worst theme song since the short lived series, Kitchen Confidential. It's always great to see Kendra. Who's it not great to see? Denise Richards and her reality show, It's Complicated. How did this thing get a second season? This is a complete mystery. Who's she blowing, what's she doing, how is this happening? Ryan Seacrest is the producer of this crap-tastic venture, which leads me to the questions: Are they having a secret affair or does she have some kind of dirt on him? This show is so bad. She acts like such a delusional bitch - one of those two reasons seems like the only viable options. Not only is her show running in conjunction with Kendra's every hour, but they've also got her on some hosting duties with Giuliana Rancic - which you can totally tell pains poor G to no end. If anyone has a clue as to what hold Denise has over the E! Channel, please let me know. She hasn't been pumped this hard since Charlie Sheen - and we all know how that ended!