What's Lindsay Up To Now?

Ahh, who in the hell knows anymore? She and Samantha Ronson are back together. Linds is partying, the next thing we hear is that she's not partying. I assume there are moments of sobriety somewhere in there, so I'll buy that. Samantha might get a reality show - wait, that's off! Lindsay was wary and perhaps wasn't going to appear on the show - but no worries, since it's a no go. I can't keep track anymore. It's a whirlwind held together by one thing - Twitter! Yay! The popular microblogging service continues to dominate Lohan's world. She recently got sent a TwitPic of a Beetle with a vagina painted on the hood (of the car) and sent it along to SamRo. [Link to the photo is NSFW.] I'm currently cruising the internet for a picture of a penis painted on the banana seat of a bike to send to my boyfriend. I guess that's the way we're supposed to roll in relationships right now. The pace has been set, I can only follow.