Audrina Patridge, that minx from The Hills who's allegedly dating Star Trek hottie Chris Pine, is shilling burgers. Because clearly a woman with that kind of bikini body is eating a lot of takeout from Carl's Junior! I don't really get this kind of marketing approach. Here's my thinking: if I'm a woman (and I assure you I am) and I see another woman rocking two gold strips of fabric I don't think to myself, "Damn, I want a burger." No! I start crying and think, "Damn, I need to get to the gym - like yesterday!" If I'm a guy (and I assure you I'm not, but I called a few male friends for perspective on this one), seeing a hot chick nearly naked wouldn't send me on a trip to procure fast food. It would (allegedly) send me on a trip to the bathroom to masturbate. The only person, other than Audrina, who will make money off this scheme is He Who Shall Not Be Named when he sells his stupid quotes slamming Patridge to the tabloids. Meanwhile, what is Chris Pine doing with Audrina - other than the obvious? Has he not received the memo that he's a major movie star now? [Photo Credit: Yes, you guessed it! It's a still from Audrina's Carl's Jr. ad. Very, very similar to Paris Hilton's ad for the same, from a few years ago, as Evil Beet pointed out!]
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