Are They Or Aren't They?

Thumbnail image for butler-aniston-seperate-pics.jpgOh rumor mill, you never rest! Today we still have nothing more than that - simple hearsay. Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler? Jennifer and Bradley Cooper? Jennifer and Brad Pitt - via steamy sexts? The speculations never cease when it comes to Jen's love life - and, in my opinion, Gerard hasn't really lent an clarity to the situation. Despite having issued a denial, I still think they're "doing it." Call me up, Gerard and tell me I'm wrong - please. Here are a few details, via People Magazine. They cleaned up the swear words - I didn't. You know I don't give a fuck about that shit. Anywhoo: 

["That is just annoying. People say I'm always dating so and so, and sometimes it's three people in one day," says the actor, 39. "I'm trying to make movies, work hard and do my best. Then this kind of thing happens and people start to associate me more with that. It gets ridiculous. She is one classy lady," he says of Aniston. "Everyday I go to work with her I'm always surprised about how cool, easy and down to earth and real she is." He adds, "I'm in New York right now filming and I'm in heaven. I can't always say that about movies, but to be filming this romantic comedy with Jennifer and a story that made my side split when I read it - I'm lucky. I'm happy as a pig in s---, as they say."]

Annoyed and delighted? I think he's "annoyed" that people are onto his fling and "delighted" that he gets to stick his penis into Jennifer's vagina. I wish I could spell it out for you, but I think that about covers it.

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