Or what's left of it, when she's not trying to diet it off. We're going to be seeing a lot of Brad, due to his Inglorious Basterds promotional schedule. And, despite the fact that Angie seems to be sucking his life force, he's got eighteen films lined up for the future. He does have a lot of college tuitions to save up for, so it's great that he's so forward thinking. Now, to conflict the endless "this time they're really breaking up" stories, I present you with the "rekindling" evidence. [Brad and Angie hope to reignite the passion - by going
backwards in order to save their troubled relationship! Back to where it ALL
started. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie fell love on the set of
Mr. & Mrs. Smith - and now they hope to save their troubled relationship by
making sequel! "They're hoping lightning will strike twice and they can
re-spark the magnetism that captivated them five years ago," close family
friend told The ENQUIRER. "It's no secret that relationship-wise, Brad and Angie are
on the ropes. The stress of raising six kids and juggling two red-hot careers
is wearing them down." "The romantic action film was penned by screenwriter Simon
Kinberg. He's become close friend of the couple, and Brad's asked him to write
the Mr. & Mrs. Smith sequel. This time around the Smiths will have children, and the
kids' antics will be part of the story line," said the source. "He's hoping they'll fall love all over again... to get their
relationship back on track and refocus on loving each other."]
It must be awesome to be a celebrity, other than the obvious perks. Apparently instead of going to marriage/relationship counseling like the rest of us, Brad and Angelina can get a studio to front the millions to reignite their love. Awesome. Meanwhile, Brad says "no way" to taking snapshots of Angie's rear and posting them on the Internet. Probably because she would punch him. Is Ashton listening? Most likely not!
[Wired magazine asked Pitt what he thought of tweeting a
picture of his wife's butt like Ashton Kutcher did of Demi Moore. He responds
"Don't take a picture of your wife's butt. That's silly. Take pictures of other
people's wives' butts."]
Hear that? If you're married and in the vicinity of Brad Pitt and his cell phone, you just might have your photo taken. I'm getting hitched and heading to L.A. immediately.
[Photo Credit: He'll grab it, but he won't photograph it - at least not for public consumption.]
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