Dear Usher, Hate To Say "I Told You So"

usher-tameka.jpg... but that's exactly what his mother must be thinking right now! Sometimes moms are right and you should listen to them - just a fact of life. Usher, who famously had a falling out with his mother/manager over his choice of wife, is now divorcing Tameka Foster. Now, I ain't saying she's a gold digger, but she's gonna make damn sure to get as much monetary support out of Usher as she can possibly squeeze. Rumors of a split started swirling after Tameka chose to jet off to another country for plastic surgery without telling Usher. Unfortunately she suffered complications during the procedure, resulting in Usher ultimately founding out about the trip. Naturally they have a differing opinion of when their separation occurred, with Usher saying they split in July of 2008. Meanwhile, Tameka claims the divorce proceedings are a shock and says they were together up until a few weeks ago. I think we've got two morals of the story here: listen to your momma - she can smell bad news from a mile away - and never, ever go on a plastic surgery jaunt out of the country without checking in with your husband! It seems the risk of him showing up and not liking what he finds is pretty damn high...

UPDATE: Usher has requested a paternity test, claiming that he's suspicious six month old son, Naviyd, might not be his. Reportedly, Usher was gone a lot and says their sex life was limited. This is a bit dated, but nothing sums it up better than, "Oh, snap!"

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