Did They Even Have To Hire Someone?

Lindsay Lohan has become such a parody of herself that the industry can only follow suit. Hustler has produced a porn flick, The Untrue Hollywood Story, about LiLo's alleged sex and drug adventures. Perhaps she can take it as a compliment? If you ever wanted to see a faux Lindsay have sex with a bunch of people, well, now's your chance! Couldn't they just hire the "real deal"? I hear she could use a job. She's probably read about the details of this movie and thinks it's great - not like that script with no potential, The Hangover. The trailer is PG and is fairly safe for work. It even features Samantha Ronson and Paris Hilton lookalikes! Welcome to the big time, Lindsay.