Did You Need More Proof?

Just in case you needed more proof that Paris Hilton is a complete and total idiot... The video above is hilarious. It's made even more funny by the fact that she actually has people vying to be her friend. Why, god, why? What's our world coming to? And, more importantly, what's she going to do with that porn-star baby voice as she gets older? Pressing questions. I'd follow all this up for you, but it's Saturday so I'm gonna leave it hanging. That's what he said. Ha ha.