Can you imagine having Andy Dick as a father? That seems like cruel and unusual punishment, right out of the womb. Normally I'd say the choice of stand-up comedian is a tough career road - but it seems like this kid's god-given right. [Trouble magnet Andy Dick got a dressing-down from
his 21-year-old son at Carolines on Broadway the other night. Lucas Dick, a
fledgling stand-up, appeared onstage with his dad and told the crowd:
"I'll come home to find a big party at our house and my father will be
rolling around naked in ketchup on the floor, and I'll think, 'Oh yeah, it's
Tuesday.']
I'd skip the heckling and buy Lucas a vodka. Hell, I'd throw in the whole bottle after what he's most likely been through! (I'm reading Chelsea Handler's Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea, hence the vodka reference. She's my idol.) Maybe he'll surpass his father's accomplishments and make the family proud. A dignified Dick - that's something I'd like to see.
[Photo Credit: Lucas still looks shell-shocked.]
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