Double Split

Holy cow - Joe Jonas and Camilla Belle have split up! I really thought their similar looking eyebrows would hold them together, kind of like magnets. Just goes to show how wrong I was! Camilla is rumored to have had a fling with Robert Pattinson. That must only be a rumor - otherwise she would have been beaten by Twihards. Most likely she desires some dick and Joe wouldn't give it up. A girl can only wait so long! Meanwhile, in other shocking celebrity breakups, Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush have also called it quits. Coincidence? I think not! The busty reality starlet was recently quoted as saying she had a crush on Nick Jonas. Now I see her ruse! It was clearly a smokescreen to cover her lusty affair with Joe. This is totally like LeeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian splitting up with the respective spouses at the same time. Except in Kim and Joe's case there's been no penetration or exchange of bodily fluids. Other than those small details, the situations are so totally similar!