Eva Longoria-Parker Is Kinky, Y'All!

eva-longoria-parker-tony-parker-emmy-awards-wikipedia.jpgEva Longoria-Parker claims she likes to be tied up with delicate silk restraints during sex. Isn't getting tangled up in her husband's massive limbs enough? Methinks if you have to specify "delicate" and "silk" in your sex-icon (Get it? Instead of lexicon? That's right - genius is here) that nothing too crazy is going on in the bedroom. Frankly you'd think the fact that Eva is short enough to simultaneously have sex while giving Tony Parker a blowjob at the same time would suffice. 

[Photo Credit: It was gonna be an upskirt shot, but she's so short all the photographer caught was the bottom of her chin.]

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