Even Big Tits And Blonde Hair Doesn't Ensure Self Esteem

[Tony Romo was looking for just the right moment to finally kick Jessica Simpson out of his life - and he found it an International House of Pancakes in the middle of Texas! During a three-hour car ride tensions between the two reached a boiling point. "They'd argued a lot over the past several months. This time, Tony barely said a word," said an insider.

"He suddenly pulled into the parking lot of an IHOP and growled 'get out.' Jess got out and slammed the door. Before she could say anything, Tony peeled off. She ended crying her eyes out for the next two hours while she waited for someone to come pick her up. If she didn't realize it before, she finally got the message that Tony had reached his limit."

Tony had fet obligated for months to keep the floundering romance going because Jessica had given him a $100,000 speedboat for his birthday. But the night before her birthday, Tony checked her cell phone a found secret text messages from John Mayer. She and Mayer had reconnected at a June birthday party for Pete Wentz.

Tony was upset, "but relieved that he'd finally found the reason to be rid of her," said the source. "Now he's writing a check for $100,000 to cover the cost of the speedboat gift and washing his hands of the whole mess."]

I'd like you to note that this alleged incident took place before her Ken & Barbie themed birthday bash. This wasn't even the time he ultimately dumped her - nor was it enough cause for her to tell him to fuck off. There's a difference between a welcome mat and a door mat. The worst part? I think she was crying so hard that she didn't even eat any pancakes. 

[Photo Credit: Look in the mirror and tell yourself, "I love you." Then take a deep breath and tell both Tony Romo and John Mayer to go to hell.]