From Quitters To Abusers


Remember when Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore were talking about taking a Twitter hiatus? Don't you wish they'd gone ahead and done that? I sure do! I don't know where they find the time, but it's overwhelmingly annoying. And if they've hired assistants to Tweet for them? Well then that's just downright creepy. Gotta give them credit: it's one way to keep their names in the press without even having to work. Apparently all I need is $250,000 to put into plastic surgery and a Twitter assistant and I'm on my way. Very exciting news! Look for me at Diddy's White Party next year...

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