With Fourth of July just around the corner, what better way to celebrate than hearing Jessica Simpson belt out "The Star Spangled Banner"? That really puts me in the mood. Oh wait, I just took out my earplugs. Turns out it's terrible! Read the details behind the event here. If you think that's offensive - well, there's more. If you're a prude - which is one of the proponents our great nation is founded upon - get ready to get riled: a fireworks stand in Washington State is enduring scrutiny because their female employees are wearing bikinis! Oh, the humanity. The main complaint is coming from parents who are concerned the bikinis, the business name (Nearly Naked Fireworks) and the proximity to the park might cause a problem for their delicate little children. Adding to the irony, today is Lindsay Lohan's actual birthday. The unholy trifecta is complete.
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