I Hate It

The newly tough Cameron Diaz graces the cover of V Magazine looking like a Madonna castoff - and, as you know around here, that is not a compliment. The ode was intentional, though dare I say, not very successful. The cone bra, as it's been pointed out (so to speak), was made from gaffer tape - presumably handcrafted separately and not taped directly to her breasts. Though that's what should have happened, if she's now really as tough as they say. Nice fake tattoo, by the way - case in point.