I'm A Little Conflicted

megan-fox-michael-bay-7-29-08.jpgMichael Bay did something to Megan Fox that a lot of guys (and gals) have dreamed of doing - he filmed her washing his car. The difference is that Michael is probably about 30 years older than Megan and the context was supposed to be professional, so it makes it creepy instead of sexy. Regardless, that is how Megan won the role of Mikaela for the Transformers franchise. Here are the details

[When the sizzling star of "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" went to director Michael Bay's house to audition for the part, "He made her wash his Ferrari while he filmed her," reports Jason Solomons in Britain's Guardian."She said she didn't know what had happened to that footage. When I put it to Bay himself, he looked suitably abashed -- 'Er, I don't know where it is either.' " Come on. Cough it up!]

I'm conflicted: on one hand, he needed to see how she would look soaking wet during an action scene. What better way to find that out than to host a bikini car wash of one? She was basically hired to be the man candy (I meant to type "eye candy", but "man candy" works equally well). Oh, I'm kidding. I'm not conflicted at all. Despite my personal opinion on Megan Fox (I think she's annoying), no one deserves to be treated like a piece of meat. It's Hollywood and that's reality - but OMG, that sure makes Michael Bay sound like a total dog. As Webster's Is My Bitch pointed out - was Shia LaBeouf forced to do something equally humiliating to earn his role? Perhaps mow Bay's lawn in his underwear?

[Photo Credit: Oh, sure - you're laughing now! I wouldn't be surprised if Megan leaked this info herself, to get back at Michael for his verbal slap on the hand last week.]

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