It's All Nicole Kidman's Fault

jennifer-aniston-film-festival-pic-wikipedia.jpgSorry for the delay y'all - Jennifer Aniston paid for me to take the day off. Whoops - that wasn't me, it was actually the crew of The Bounty. Damn, that just means I'm late. Well, it was a generous act, regardless of how it's affected me. Jen, the tortured tabloid soul, treated crew members to an extra day off over the 4th of July. She paid the tab out of her pocket so that everyone could have a four day weekend, starting on July 2. Details, as if you need them: 

[The actress made sure the entire cast and crew of the film started their Fourth of July weekend on Thursday, July 2, a day earlier than expected, by footing the bill for everyone's salary so they could have a four-day holiday. "Jen is such a genuinely good person," says one crew member. "How many people in this world would pay for an entire movie set to have off for the day? Not just anyone does that. We're talking big bucks."]

Aniston has been in New York, filming The Bounty with Gerard Butler. She's chilling out on the Bradley Cooper front while theories run rampant: Were they ever together? Did Renee Zellweger "steal" him? Does Jen even want Bradley or is she cozy in the arms of Gerard? Is her alleged affair with Butler the impetus for the extra long weekend? Who the hell cares? I think one thing we can all agree on is that this is the direct fault of Nicole Kidman. Nicole was supposed to take the lead female role in Mr. & Mrs. Smith, but dropped out at the last minute. You know the rest! Jennifer would have never come across as needy and overexposed had Nicole followed through with her commitment. Damn you, Nicole, damn you.

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