If you pick up any tabloid, you'll usually find a story about how Jen can't over Brad, how she's regularly paired with costars, how desperate she seems and how she can't hold on to anyone - depending upon the week. What's a girl to do? Find a way to bring the dates to her doorstep! That's right - Jennifer is rumored to be considering a classic celebrity move. Not releasing a perfume or a sex tape - rather she's allegedly planning on opening a restaurant. That way if she acts clingy and scares off another guy, she'll immediately have a roomful of options. Clever! Oh, and despite being a dedicated Zone girl, she's naturally a great cook. Ummm, sure. Here are the details: [Jennifer Aniston eyeing an unexpected new role - the actress is reportedly
developing plans for her own restaurant. The actress has reportedly been testing out her culinary
skills on pals before she commits to following in the footsteps of famous
restaurateurs including Eva Longoria-Parker, Ashton Kutcher and Robert De Niro. A source tells Limelife.com, "Jennifer is really
passionate about cooking. She recently had a new kitchen fitted and she loves
it. She can cook anything from Mexican meals to Italian food to cakes. She does
use cookbooks but mainly they are her own recipes. Everyone says she should
open her own restaurant and she said she would love to."]
That sounds like bullshit. Do you really buy Jen sitting around cooking everything from Mexican food to cakes? She has her Zone meals delivered, she hasn't touched a saturated fat in twenty years and she can't cook. I believe she's opening a restaurant based on "her own recipes" about as much as I believe she's secretly reunited with Brad.
[Photo Credit: Hello, food! I've been waiting for you.]
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