Jennifer Lopez - Now With Even Less Relevance

Jennifer Lopez - aka Jenny from the Block and/or J.Lo - has turned a corner and, for once, her face arrived before her ass. Ha ha. Jennifer is now 40 years old, y'all! Maybe she'll simmer down a bit, though somehow I doubt it. I do love Ben Affleck's timing regarding talking about their past relationship so close to her birthday. Way to go, Ben! Learning a few passive aggressive tricks from your other ex, Gwyneth Paltrow? What will be J. Lo's next move? Will she gracefully fade into obscurity or will she go out kicking and screaming? Will she class it up or still try to go all "sex bomb" on us? Let's go to Vegas and bet some odds!