Jessica Is Good For All Kinds Dirt These Days

john-mayer-jessica-simpson-formal-wear-couple.jpgPlease Jessica, for the love of god, don't satiate John Mayer's bootie call. He will use you and you will be sad. That's my advice. Why am I worried? Well, here are some details:

[Since John and Jessica broke up in June 2007 - John continued to text her. "A few weeks he even wrote a song for her," a confidante tells In Touch. "Jessica liked the attention from John because she never really got over him." Although John kept sending flirty messages, it wasn't reciprocated by Jessica. "She stayed true to Tony, believing he was the one," the confidante explains. "She truly loves him." Jessica became frustrated when she realized Tony wasn't going to marry her. "It really bothered her," the confidante adds. Jessica will only date John Mayer on one condition - that he won't just treat her as "a sex object.. She wants a real boyfriend who will commit. John thinks there's still a lot of unfinished business between them," a friend adds.]

I'm sure there's unfinished business. He's got to torture her with that all-important alleged song he wrote and he won't rest until she hears it. The trick is that the guitar is in his pants and she has to strum it with her fingers. Oh, there's a microphone in there too! Steer clear, Jess.

[Photo Credit: She dated him when he had that horrible non-hairdo. She should get a medal.]

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