K-Fat Returning To A Television Set Near You

Oh, have you been waiting for this day with baited breath? Well, it's almost here! Kevin Federline is in negotiations with the E! Channel to star in another reality show with live-in girlfriend, Victoria Prince. His first shot at TV stardom was, of course, Chaotic with his former wife. Will he stop bleeding Britney dry if he actually gets a job? Naw, probably not. Will he stop eating Cheetos like they're Flintstone vitamins once he sees his enlarged form on the screen? Possibly. He seems to have thrown restraint and dignity out the window, but vanity still might have a fighting chance. E! rules at the dirty but fun reality television, so this project stands a chance. Though the deal isn't firm, bets are being placed on the title. My vote is to go classic with an age-old favorite: Fat Guy In A Little Coat. Your thoughts?